Round Up, I've been lazy...

I'm late on these, but it's only because I'm slightly losing interest in this blog, don't hate!

Chris Brown and Rihanna are done (again.) Why on earth, the girl who could have anyone, would go back to Angry Mc Puncherson is beyond me. So let's hope this is the end for these kids.

Kellan Lutz of the Twilight Thingys has split from Australian-model-actress-dancer Sharni Vinson, his girlfriend of about 18 months. Go run forth and bag him ladies, you know you loves him!

In other Vampire related news, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev, The Vampire Diaries co-stars, have called it quits after 3 years. We don't know who these people are, nor do we care.

Crystal Bowersox, American Idol finalist (she was actually great) and Brian Walker have ended their 2 year marriage. Their marriage did however last longer than most American Idol related careers.

Character actors (just IMDB them if you actually care) Anna Camp and Michael Mosley have announced they're dunzo. Now they can go back to their regularly scheduled programs.

Country Music singing, 10-gallon hat wearing Jason Aldean and high-school sweetheart Jessica Ussery are getting a divorce.  He was caught kissing an American Idol contestant (Brittany Kerr) and 7 months later they're done, ending their 11 year marriage. Hopefully his songwriting has rubbed off on her and she can write a song about this lying, cheating, mistreating cretin.

I really thought those kids were gonna make it.  I really did.

Beam Him Up...

New Star Trek actor Chris Pine and from what I gathered based on Google Image search, model, Dominique Piek have boldly parted ways after a yearish long relationship. Warp speed to the next model Chris.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

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Jane! Stop this Crazy Thing....

Apparently 4th time is NOT the charm for British actress, Jane Seymour, who  has confirmed the break-up from her actor-director husband, James Keach, after a 20 year marriage!  I really thought those ol' kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Old Guy Mc Bearderson Correspondent in Philadelphia for the late breaking newstip.

Heart of Stone...

Amicable break-up alert. Joss Stone and childhood sweetheart Danny Radford have split due to "drift apart" syndrome. It happens yo. Can you believe she's only 25? I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Potential big break-up news coming people, stay tuned...

Are they or Aren't They?

Malcolm Jamal Warner (you may remember him as Theo Huxtable) has split from actress Regina King after a 2-year relationship. Rumour has it, Theo had been borrowing his Dad's sweaters and Regina just couldn't take it anymore. (Although we're not 100% sure as Regina tweeted that we shouldn't believe everything we read and that they are good. So we'll chalk this one up to a maybe and stay tuned, I usually don't report unless it's official, but I was already half-way through writing it before I saw her tweet and....) I really think those kids are gonna make it.

Thanks to my crack 80's-Sitcom-Relationship Correspondent in Maine for the newstip!

Let's Hope 3rd Times the Charm...

In case you missed it, Katy Perry (and both of her boobs) has split from on-again-off-again ManChild (did I just say that?) John Mayer. Rumour has it she's "left a window open" though, here's hoping it falls on his head when he tries to climb back in cause grrrrrrl, you can do better! However I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Seacrest Out...

Golden boy Ryan Seacrest and golden haired dancer/(singer/actress?) Julianne Hough have confirmed their split. We don't know why, but we think it's because Ryan is planning on marrying his microphone.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Suddenly I See, A Divorce Lawyer...

KT Tunstall divorcing drummer, husband Luke Bullen, who she had been dating since 2003. She was relieved she no longer has to help him carry his 26-piece kit from the car to the house after gigs anymore. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Break Up Squared...

Power actor couple Rachel McAdams (34) and Michael Sheen (44) have called it quits. No official word, but I'm thinking it was the distance - she lived in Canada and he lived between Wales and LA, that's a lot of frequent flyer miles I tells ya, does time travelling count! 

Also this happened.

Michelle Williams and BF of 1 year Jason Segel are dunzo. Also due to the long distance.

I really thought all these kids were gonna make it yo.

Thanks to my crack team of Senior Actor-Actress Relationship Correspondents in Delgany, North Carolina and NJ for the hot news tips that I ignored until I was finished having a playdate and cooking 3 different dinners.