Friday, December 28, 2012

2012 Break-Up Round-Up

Another year, another bunch of celebrity relationships take a dive. This is my 2012 "best of" round-up in case you missed the really important news...

Model Heidi Klum and Grammy award-winning singer Seal, who we all thought were rock solid split up in January, I mean, doesn't it feel like yesterday?

The most Newly Eligible Bacholor break-up award goes to Johnny Depp after his split with Vanessa Paradis.  Anyone snag him yet? Doesn't he look like George Harrison in this photo? I smell a biopic...

Creepiest Creep award goes to Hugh Heffner's allegedly abusive son, Marston, who split from Playmate Claire Sinclair. Just ew.

We were all shocked and stunned to read the reports of the split of Bevery Hills 90210's Jennie Garth & Twilight's Peter Facinelli. Stunned.

The most Obvious We KNEW It Was Coming break-up award goes to.......Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, we were routing for you Katie, glad you escaped unscathed with your kid! (I am currently writing the screenplay for the Scientology version of "Not Without My Daughter.")

In the What Broke Our Hearts the Most file...Will Arnett and Amy Poehler & Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman - a moment please...

In the we're waiting file: Will & Jada y'all, we're waiting!!  They're not REALLY a couple are they?

Thank you for reading, laughing and reporting on this most ridiculous (yet very important) blog. Everyone at the ITTKWGMI offices wishes you all peace and good health in 2013.

And download my track in aid of Jack & Jill if you haven't yet.  If you love this blog, which I know you do, throw a few bucks their way, it's a good cause and giving makes your heart grow and puts hair on your chest.   

Bethenny Never After...

I was just saying the other day while watching their train-wreck of a reality show Bethenny Ever After (or whatever it's called) that I should start writing this blog entry, because it was inevitable. Well, here I am a day late and a dollar short (make that a few dollars, how can I parlay this blog into cash again?)  Bethenny Frankel (former Real Housewife of NY-turned talk show host) and Jason Hoppy (now former husband of Real Housewife of NY) have officially split. How will they split up the gazillions of dollars made off her Skinny Girl brand? Hopefully Jason gets a few shekels in the end. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Pre-Xmas Eve Informant in Philadelphia for the news tip that I'm finally getting to posting.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

What I'm Doing Right...

Taking a break from our regularly scheduled break-up to let you know that I've released a new single today, "What I'm Doing Right" in aid of the Irish charity Jack & Jill. Produced by the amazing Duncan Maitland.

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