Well, my friends talked to her friends, who talked to my friends, who talked to me, and we now know that Taylor Swift (22) is never, ever, ever-- getting back together with Conor ("Yes he's a") Kennedy (18). It happened a month ago and was due to "a distance thing." And just so you know, every time she breaks up with someone, Imma have to quote that song, I'm contractually obliged. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.
Thanks to my hard working Senior Country-Pop-Crossover-American-Royalty Correspondent in SOUTH (Not North as I mistakenly reported yesterday) Jewsey for this late breaking news tip.