Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Here's a Story, Of 2 Lovely Ladies, Who Were Bringing Up 10 Children of their Own...

Rosie O'Donnell has broken up with Tracy Kachtick-Anders, they'd been together for a year and lived next door to each other, combining both their families, Rosie's 4 kids and Tracy's 6, which Rosie regarded as a real life "Gay-dy Bunch."  But dry your tears people, Rosie will be back up on the horse quicker than a mad rush for Melissa Etheridge concert tickets! .I thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Alternative Combined Family Relationship Correspondent in NJ for the tip!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Four is the Loneliest Number...

Although I truly have no idea who Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron are, I still need to report the news.  "I Am Number Four" stars, who supposedly may have been engaged, have called it quits. I'm not sure if this is good or bad for their movie out now, but we're all talking about them, so, there you have it.  I thought those kids were gonna make it!

Edited:  Thanks to my Senior Corrections Correspondent in Letterkenny, Co Donegal, it was pointed out to me that yer wan is the Cheerleader from Glee, you know, the one who was up the duff. So now I know one of them. Thanks!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Break-Up Without A Trace...

22-year old model, Lily Cole, has broken up with actor boyfriend of two and a half years,  Enrique Murciano (Without A Trace,) 37.   Hopefully she'll do some comfort eating and make the rest of us feel just a little bit better about ourselves.  I really thought these two were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Next to Me On the Couch Correspondent in Co. Wicklow for the breaking tip about these nobodies.

Jenny's Back in Biz....

I'm a few days late on this one, but it isn't all that important anyway.  Jenny Mc Carthy is back on the market again as she has broken up with her Boston-based, short term love interest, sports agent, Paul Krepelka. He's pretty. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Ashlee's Had A Fall Out With her Boy...

Well, well, well, I have to admit, I was waiting for this one.  Singer/Actress (and younger sister of Jessica,) Ashlee Simpson, has filed for divorce from former Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, citing irreconcilable differences.  I just hope baby Bronx will be ok, I'm glad they didn't have any other Burroughs, I mean kids.
I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Manufactured Artists Correspondent in Hamilton, NJ for the tip!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

No Sh*t Sherlock...

Just when I thought it was safe to go to bed, for the fourth break-up announcement today, we learn that, Jude Law and Sienna Miller have parted ways! Please let this be the last we hear of these idiots.  On for 2 years then they split in 2006 (nanny-gate,) off for 3 years, then back together in 2009 and now off again. I'm exhausted from these people. Make it stop. It hurts to eek out the words but, uh, I thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Compulsive Relationship Relapser Correspondent in Beijing, China.

Paging Dr Divorce...

Olivia Wilde (House M.D.) has called it a day with husband Tao Ruspoli, son of the late Italian Prince Dado Ruspoli.  I wonder if  when you're married to a Prince's son, in a fight you can refer to him as a royal pain in the A$*! She eloped with him at age 18...did you really think they were gonna make it?
Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk filed for divorce from his 3rd wife,  lingerie store owner, Lhotse Merriam.  Who's lining up to be wife number 4? Stay tuned... 

I really thought all these kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior On-Top-Of-All-Things-Gossip Correspondent in North Jewsey for the tipoff!

Ridge Between Ed and Midge...

Well, this may just be for the Philadelphians, but good ol' Ex-Govenor (Ex-Philly Mayor) Ed Rendell and his wife, U.S. Appellate Judge Marjorie “Midge” Rendell, have called it quits after FORTY years! They announced it via email and this is my favourite quote:
“Please do not hesitate to include both of us in social occasions as we will not find it awkward or uncomfortable.”  Signed - Ed and Midge
Awwwww, they still want to go to all tomorrow's parties, we really thought these kids were gonna make it!

Thanks to my Senior Former Mayoral Relationship Correspondent in Philly for the overnight tip.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Divorce...Nobody Said It Was Easy...

Coldplay's Chris Martin is gutted after the end of his parents’ 30-year marriage.  Reports are now surfacing that Martin’s father Anthony, 69, a millionaire retired accountant and magistrate, has now begun a new relationship.   His Mom (Mum), Alison, 57, is currently renting a small flat in London where she is working as a music therapy teacher (she needs to work? Really?) Sources close to the family have suggested that her devout religious beliefs may have contributed to the break-up.  Damn, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

I Fell In Love With A Band...

I know, I know, they're not a REAL couple (at least anymore) but we're sad to hear of the break-up of the coolest formerly married-posing-as-siblings-rock duo the world had seen, The White Stripes. Rock on Meg and Jack, we thought you kids were gonna make it. 

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Look Mom, My Blog Is Famous... South Jersey it is!


Thanks y'all!  And special shout out to my Senior Interviews Promoting My Blog Correspondent in Laguna Beach, CA (former South Jewsey resident herself) for some awesome quotes.