Sunday, October 31, 2010

And the silicon chip inside her head got switched to overload...

Peaches Geldof, 21, has split from her nice Jewish film director boyfriend Eli Roth, 38.  Let's all do the math on this one. 17 years, that's a big one. Who were you dating when you were 21? Did you really think these kids were gonna make it? 
In other related news, I saw Bob Geldof in Glasthule Village a few weeks ago as he was walking behind the hearse at his sister's funeral. So poor Peaches remembers the loss of her Mom now 10 years, has lost her Grandfather and her Aunt and now her boyfriend.  Let's not take the piss.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

A Nice Day for a White Wigging...

Not a whole lot of details on this one other than Randy Travis and his wife Elizabeth (who was also his manager for 34 years) have divorced after 19 years of marriage. She rocks a white wig like it's nobody's bid-ness!  I thought those two were gonna make it I tells ya!

Thanks for the tip off from my young and vivacious Senior Country-Music-Couple Correnspondent in Bloomfield, NJ

Friday, October 29, 2010

I Go Away for 1 Night and All Hell Breaks Loose!

Singer Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Tish are ending their 17-year marriage.  Insert proverbial "Achy Breaky Heart" pun here yourselves, I'm just too tired.  The parents of actress/singer Miley Cyrus, (you may also know her as Hannah Montana) have filed for divorce.  Sources say they are trying to “work through some personal matters” and appreciate our support. I really thought those kids were gonna make it, dammit!

UPDATE: Looks like Us Weekly reported that Tish had herself an affair with Bret Michaels!  As much as I like the guy based on his Apprentice appearance, Ewwww, how many women do you think he's actually gotten down and dirty with? Oh Tish, really? Bret's camp and Tish are apparently denying the allegations. But we report the very important news that shouldn't be overlooked.

After a three year run, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, (actors from TV sensation Gossip Girl,) have decided to call it quitsies.  Um, which one is Blake and which one is Penn?  

Thanks for the tip from my Senior Young Hollywood Same TV Show Relationship Correspondent in Brooklyn, NY.

Monday, October 25, 2010

The Laughter is Over for French and Henry...

Comedien Lenny Henry and Comedianne Dawn French, have divorced amicably on the grounds of his "unreasonable behaviour" after 25 years of marriage.  A "quickie" divorce was granted to Dawn by the District Judge. No details of the unreasonable behaviour were given in divorce documents made public today, however I'm going guess it was his purple top hat.  I REALLY thought those kids were gonna make it!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

This Post is for Fans of the Real Housewives of OC only...

...because no one else would know who these "celeb-realities" are, or care for that matter!  The Real Housewives of Orange County star, Vicki Gunvalson,  filed for divorce from husband Donn Gunvalson.  They have been married for 16 years and renewed their vows on the show in 2009. I really thought those ol' kids were gonna make it.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Shia and Carey are La Beoufed...

When Shia LaBeouf fell for his Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps co-star Carey Mulligan, our hearts filled with joy, didn't they? But word is Carey is moving back to jolly ol' England and leaving Shia in her pixie dust.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.  What is it, break up week? Jaysus!

Thanks for the tip from our Senior Young Hollywood Half-Jewish Actors Correspondent in Bloomfield NJ.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

He's Available Ladies....Again....

Holy mackerel this blog is getting some action!  Just heard the news of the split of Ireland's most famous s-export Colin Farrell, from his long-time girlfriend, actress Alicja Bachleda.  They have a one year old son. Supposedly he's already out and about with some young chippie, a British model name Agyness Deyn.   Neither of the actors have made their statement to IThoughtThoseKidsWereGonnaMakeIt - we won't hold our breath.

Also, in the not nearly as famous break-up department, Victoria's Secret model Jessica Hart, has broken up with her boyfriend Nicolas Potts, lead singer of Australian rockers Tamarama (also a band member, Jay Lyon, Whitney's cast-off from The Hills spin-off show The City.)  Um, who cares?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Hope This Divorce Isn't Dirrty...

Pop Princess Christina Aguilera and Music Exec husband Jordan Bratman have split. I guess he wasn't what this girl wanted anymore. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Philadelphia Senior Recovering Mouseketeer Correspondent for the late breaking tip!

Will They Just Be Friends???

Ok people, calm down, we're all gonna be ok!  It looks like it's just a "trial separation" for Courteney Cox and David Arquette and it's been in the cards for a while.  What with her curious "family matter" that temporarily shut down Cougar Town production last year and David being out without his wedding band with some ho-actress-slash-waitress, Jasmine Waltz, we knew something was going down!  I hope it had nothing to do with this VIDEO , that they released recently.  So let's all just breath deeply, and hope that after 11 years, a little absence makes each of their hearts fonder, because I really think these kids can make it!!

Thank you so much to my correspondents from around the globe for the heads up overnight!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Sucker-punched with Papers...

Uber-talented-2-time-Grammy-Award-winning singer Ben Harper has filed papers to divorce his wife of five years, actress Laura (she-never-really-did-much-for-me-and-I-don't-like-her-Dad-either) Dern.  Irreconcilable differences is his reason and he's asked the judge to deny Dern spousal support. Well DAMN, I thought those kids were gonna make it. Did I mention the boy could sing though?

Thanks so much to my Las Vegas Senior Ben Harper Correspondent for the breaking news tip.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Rumours are true...

Demi & Bruce's daughter Rumer Willis and her actor boyfriend Micah Alberti have broken up after 2 years.  Our sources say she's "devasted."  To be honest I would  be too, what a little hotty! Chin up Rumer, you're it's gonna be ok! Maybe see if Ashton's got a friend for you?

Monday, October 4, 2010

Old Kid on the Block...

Donnie Wahlberg and his wife of 9 years, Kim Fey, have finalized their divorce.
Oh, Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh....thought those kids were gonna make it...

Saturday, October 2, 2010

An Obligatory Divorce Decree Post...

Eddie Cibrian and Brandi Glanville are divorced, it's official. Ok?  I think he and LeAnn Rimes are gonna make it.