Sunday, October 10, 2010

Sucker-punched with Papers...

Uber-talented-2-time-Grammy-Award-winning singer Ben Harper has filed papers to divorce his wife of five years, actress Laura (she-never-really-did-much-for-me-and-I-don't-like-her-Dad-either) Dern.  Irreconcilable differences is his reason and he's asked the judge to deny Dern spousal support. Well DAMN, I thought those kids were gonna make it. Did I mention the boy could sing though?

Thanks so much to my Las Vegas Senior Ben Harper Correspondent for the breaking news tip.


  1. I didn't even know they were a couple. I'm surprised he would even be asked to supply support, ain't she working?

  2. His first wife must be loving this. I believe she had a ben-bun in the oven when he took up with the almost-Mrs. Thornton. Karma.

  3. Sort of glad these kids didn't make it. You know, I had to sign up so I am not anonymous anymore, now, Nance.


  4. This totally bums me out. Laura Dern is Citizen Ruth for christ's sake! AND she got totally screwed over by Billy Bob Thorton for Angelina. Damn!