Thursday, August 29, 2013


Clint Eastwood (83)-- we really thought his 17-year marriage to former TV news reporter, Dina Ruiz was rock solid, 'til she started filming a reality series, managing a South African Boy band and he started talking to empty chairs at Republican conventions. They are now heading for Splitsville.  I really thought those May-December kids were gonna make my day.

Thanks to my Senior Dirty Harry Correspondent in Delgany for this late-breaking newstip!

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Who Didn't See This Cunning? Er, Coming?

Well, it was reported to People Magazine that they're taking a break, so that's good enough source for us! Simmer down people, actors Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones are splitting after 13 stinkin' years! Ol' man Douglas is apparently hanging out in his fancy apartment in NYC while she's in their gazillion dollar home up state with kids.

Thanks to my Senior Actor-Actor Relationship Correspondent in Kilcoole for the very early news tip several days ago!

Friday, August 16, 2013

Is This Thing Still On?

Oh look, I'm back and this time it's personal! It's been a lovely summer off for everyone here at the ITTKWGMI offices, but it's time to round-up what we've missed in the last month!

George Clooney and Stacey Keibler have definitely called it quits this time as he didn't want to commit to any mini-Clooneys. I think little babies with 5 o'clock shadows would be adorbs.

Documentary film maker Michael Moore and his wife of 21 years, Kathleen Glynn, have filed for the big D after 21, count 'em, 21 years of marriage!  They stated that there was, "no reasonable likelihood that the marriage could be preserved." Mmmmm delicious preserves.

In the "Country Music People I Don't Care About" files - singers Jana Kramer and Brantley Gilbert have called off their short engagement and ended their lyin', cheatin', cotton pickin', dog dead under the porch relationship. But seriously, they were just busy y'all.

Lily Collins, (you may know her as daughter of Phil) and Jamie Campbell Bower - seemingly both actors, have split. But are doing press for their new movie amicably yo.

Actress and most hysterically funny film writer Kristen Wiig and Fabrizio Moretti (The Strokes) have called their only recently outed relationship quits.  Always a bridesmaid...

G-d this is just so boring.

Actors Paul Wesley and Torrey DeVitto have filed for divorce. They are Vampire something or other related. Insert draining of blood pun here. Yadda.

I really thought all these humans were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Keeping Me On My Toes Correspondent in Philadelphia for one of the updates in this round-up. :)