Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Another Two Bite The Dust...

Holy break up Batman! Two breakups in one morning, just before I have to get the girl to school and myself off to a coffee morning, so here we go...

Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz (might I add Member of the Tribe) and his actress-22-years-younger gal-pal, Emmy Rossum, have split after one year.  Don't think she'll be coming "Round" there anymore, eh?  I thought those kids were gonna make it!

AND because one break-up wasn't enough...

The awesome Jennifer Jason Leigh (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) has filed for divorce from her director/writer husband Norm (also a Jew) Baumbach (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou).  She'll be a single white female again-- just thought I'd state the obvious because no other gossip column's gonna use that one I bet, you heard that one here first people. However, I really thought those kids were gonna make it!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Kate's Heart Will Go On...

Kate Winslet has reportedly split from her hubba hubba model boyfriend of just four months, Louis Dowler.  Apparently she had enough of this hottie and wants to concentrate on her kids and her career.  A friend reported that although they had a good time, it just wasn't working out for her and she needed space.   (This after the split of her and Sam Medes in March. Girl's been busy!)  However, I thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

He's Not Her Sk8ter Boi Anymore...

Pop-star Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley, leader of rock band Sum 41, have finalized their divorce. MmmmKay?  They each get to keep the rights to their song catalogues, awards and guitars. Isn't that civil of them?  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Desperate Housewife Hits Desperate Times...or not?

Two basketball players in the same week move to Splitsville, what is the world coming to?

Tony Parker filed for divorce from Eva Longoria after three long years of marrital bliss. I REALLY THOUGHT these kids were gonna make it! (But secretly I've been waiting for the day I'd be posting this blog entry.)

UPDATE: Apparently this is only a rumour. We at ITTKWGMI do not like to report untruths but when the rumour mills start spinning sometimes we act a little too fast! So we'll just keep our ears peeled for any more details but consider this story a rumour! Phew, maybe they will make it!

UPDATED UPDATE NOV17: Well, if US Weekly AND USA Today report it, it HAS to be true. Eva Longoria is heartbroken after finding texts between Tony and a friend. They are reportedly splits.

Thanks to my Senior D4 Recurrent Burglary Victim Correspondent for the tip!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Slam Divorce....

Phoenix Suns basketball star Steve Nash, and his wife, Alejandra Amarilla, have announced they're divorcing.  After the birth of their 3rd baby, he stated, "Alejandra and the baby are doing fine. But this is a bittersweet moment for my wife and I; after five years, we are now in the process of dissolving our marriage."  She's so damn pretty,  I don't think her and her 3 kids are going to have trouble finding a new Daddy, do you?  I thought those kids were gonna make it.

Friday, November 12, 2010

2 Pop Groups, 1 Break Up...

Singers Marvin Humes of the boy band JLS, (spawn of X Factor) and Rochelle Wiseman of girl pop group The Saturdays have called it quits. I actually feel dirty for writing this blog entry. Someone please help me wipe this off. Thought these kids were gonna make it.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

He's Not Her Constant Gardener Anymore....

After nine years together, actress Rachel Weisz (The Lovely Bones) and director Darren Aronofsky (The Wrestler) have decided to call it quits.  They've got a four-year-old son, Henry, (but were never married.)  Damn, I thought these crazy kids were gonna make it.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Second Cyrus Split, Say That 5 Times Fast....

On again-off again Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, are reportedly off again. OK?  Two Cyrus splits in the same month!  Keeping us very busy over here in the ITTKIWGMI Wicklow head office.  We really knew these kids weren't gonna make it. But news is news, and we must inform you.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Strike Out for A-Rod and Cameron Diaz...

Alls I'm saying is, can a funny-pretty sistah keep a boyfriend?  Although only together 7 months, this is still news to ITTKWGMI (that's me) none-the-less!  Actress Cameron Diaz and New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez have split,  supposedly he was tired of her.  Did y'all really think this one was gonna stick?  She's already been seen out on the town Glee star Matthew Morrison.  Oh well, I thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks for the tip from my Senior Athletes-Who-Date-Actresses Correspondent in Philadelphia.  Couldn't do this without ya!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Vampire Changes Postal Code...

After about two years of together, 'Twilight' oily beau hunk, Kellan Lutz (is he even a Vampire in the saga? I've never seen any of it) and AnnaLynne McCord of the new 90210 have split. According to the gossip-o-sphere they were quite on-again-off-again.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Post Halloween Break-Up Creepyness....

You may remember him as Eddie Munster, child-star all growns up, Butch Patrick, has split from his girlfriend and former Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader Donna Mc Call. I thought those kids were gonna make it, really.

Sorry Charlie....

Like we all didn't see this one coming?  Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller have filed for divorce. Charlie filed, citing irreconcilable differences and he wants joint custody of the twins, and by twins I mean their 1 year old sons Bob and Max.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

In other news, earlier this year we reported that Slash and his wife Perla Ferrar were splitting. But like the nice Jewish boy that he is, he is choosing to work it out and cancel the petition for separation! You go Slash. Mazel.