Holy break up Batman! Two breakups in one morning, just before I have to get the girl to school and myself off to a coffee morning, so here we go...
AND because one break-up wasn't enough...
The awesome Jennifer Jason Leigh (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) has filed for divorce from her director/writer husband Norm (also a Jew) Baumbach (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou). She'll be a single white female again-- just thought I'd state the obvious because no other gossip column's gonna use that one I bet, you heard that one here first people. However, I really thought those kids were gonna make it!
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Pop-star Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley, leader of rock band Sum 41, have finalized their divorce. MmmmKay? They each get to keep the rights to their song catalogues, awards and guitars. Isn't that civil of them? I really thought those kids were gonna make it.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Two basketball players in the same week move to Splitsville, what is the world coming to?
Tony Parker filed for divorce from Eva Longoria after three long years of marrital bliss. I REALLY THOUGHT these kids were gonna make it! (But secretly I've been waiting for the day I'd be posting this blog entry.)
UPDATE: Apparently this is only a rumour. We at ITTKWGMI do not like to report untruths but when the rumour mills start spinning sometimes we act a little too fast! So we'll just keep our ears peeled for any more details but consider this story a rumour! Phew, maybe they will make it!
UPDATED UPDATE NOV17: Well, if US Weekly AND USA Today report it, it HAS to be true. Eva Longoria is heartbroken after finding texts between Tony and a friend. They are reportedly splits.
Thanks to my Senior D4 Recurrent Burglary Victim Correspondent for the tip!
Monday, November 15, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
After nine years together, actress Rachel Weisz (The Lovely Bones) and director Darren Aronofsky (The Wrestler) have decided to call it quits. They've got a four-year-old son, Henry, (but were never married.) Damn, I thought these crazy kids were gonna make it.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
On again-off again Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, are reportedly off again. OK? Two Cyrus splits in the same month! Keeping us very busy over here in the ITTKIWGMI Wicklow head office. We really knew these kids weren't gonna make it. But news is news, and we must inform you.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Thanks for the tip from my Senior Athletes-Who-Date-Actresses Correspondent in Philadelphia. Couldn't do this without ya!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
After about two years of together, 'Twilight' oily beau hunk, Kellan Lutz (is he even a Vampire in the saga? I've never seen any of it) and AnnaLynne McCord of the new 90210 have split. According to the gossip-o-sphere they were quite on-again-off-again. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
You may remember him as Eddie Munster, child-star all growns up, Butch Patrick, has split from his girlfriend and former Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader Donna Mc Call. I thought those kids were gonna make it, really.