Pretty Woeful...

Richard Gere and wife since 2002 Carey Lowell have split and are heading to Divorce Town. Apparently living apart for some time now,  he likes peace and quiet and she's still digging the limelight.  There are no hamsters being cited for the disturbance of this relationship.

And a few weeks back, Twerky Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split again.  He's already dating a new hottie and sources tell us, she's dating her big foam finger. (I'm sorry.)



I really thought all those crazy kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my ever vigilant Senior Sad and Fading Disney Star Correspondent in Philly for the news tip 2 weeks ago.

Second Cyrus Split, Say That 5 Times Fast....

On again-off again Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, are reportedly off again. OK?  Two Cyrus splits in the same month!  Keeping us very busy over here in the ITTKIWGMI Wicklow head office.  We really knew these kids weren't gonna make it. But news is news, and we must inform you.

At 17....

If I had stayed with the guy I was dating when I was 17, he'd be gay right now (well he is, and he's fabulous!) So when I heard the news of Miley Cyrus breaking up with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, well, I got a little verklempt.  Poor Miley's achy breaky heart will heal soon I'm sure. I know, it's not totally break-up-newsworthy, but I felt like posting something new today! You all KNEW these kids weren't gonna make it, and that's OK.

UPDATE: They got back together, whatev