Tuesday, May 31, 2011

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly...

Beverly Hills Real Housewife, Taylor Armstrong, has left her husband of seven years, Russell.  Apparently she's so distressed from this that she's lost 10-15 lbs! Is that all it takes?  We really thought those kids were gonna make it!  Damn she got a seriously wide mouth!

Thanks to my Senior West Coast Reality TV Correspondent on the North Side for the tip!

Monday, May 30, 2011

When It's Time to Change...

Awwww, America's Next Top Break-Up. After 5 years of Reality-TV splendor, Peter Brady himself, actor, Christopher Knight, 53, and ANTM first-season winner, Adrianne Curry, 28, have called it a day.  They met on the cast of “The Surreal Life” and then got their own spin-off series, "My Fair Brady," which chronicled their weird and and sometimes tumultuous union.  “After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated,” their manager, Phil Viardo stated.  From the bottom of our hearts, we really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior May-December Correspondent in NJ for the tip!

Friday, May 27, 2011

East Enders Star Bust-Up, Shock! Horror!

Yeah, another one for this side of the pond, the rest of you just mosey along please...

Long-time former 'EastEnders' star Natalie Cassidy has left  her fiancĂ©e Adam Cottrel.  

Here's a quote from her Dad, "On Sunday she told him on the phone she wouldn't be going back and we heard this crash in the background. He'd put his fist through the microwave."  Subsequently he was was charged with two offences of beating and criminal damage.

I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Fearne Asks Him to Skate Away...

This one is for this side of the pond...
Radio 1 DJ and TV presenter Fearne Cotton has called off her engagement to US Skateboarder Jesse Jenkins. We (don't care) really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

No Longer Will He Poke-her Face....

Well, I suppose it's break-up news.  Lady Ga Ga and on-and-off boyfriend Luc Carl have called it a day as Ga Ga admitted on the Graham Norton show that she hadn't been on any dates and doesn't have a boyfriend.  I really thought those crazy kids were gonna make it.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Leo Lowers the Bar...

Actor, Leonardo DiCaprio and Israeli model, Bar Refaeli, have called it quits after their 5 years together. Let's all bow our heads in a moment of silence.

Actress, Hayden Panettiere, 21, and Ukrainian heavyweight boxing champion, Wladimir Klitschko, 35, have split after 2 years dating-- (notice I added their sprawling age dif,)  citing distance as the dilemma. 

I wish I had more to tell you about all of these kids, other than, the fact that I thought they were gonna make it-- but I don't. 

Tuesday, May 10, 2011


UPDATE: 5/17/11
Apparently Arnie has fathered a child with a member of his household staff!!! This is what prompted Maria to leave their home before they announced their separation last week. Holy mackerel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to my Senior Cheatin' Governator Correspondent in Shankhill, Co Dublin!

There are just too many puns here, I don't know where to begin. After 25 years of marriage, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated. When he left the family home, our sources say he exclaimed, "Hasta la vista baby, I'll be back." I really thought those kids were gonna make it.  

Thanks for the tips from around the globe on this one, however, we here at ITTKWGMI had the entry in the works, but had to pick up the child from school and go to Tesco and were late in posting this very important news.  Keep those tips coming people, we are nothing without you.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Not a Ghost of a Chance....

I mean her middle name is LOVE! Why can't this poor girl just snag a ma-yun?? After 1 year actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has split with beau actor-director Alex Beh.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.