Leo Lowers the Bar...

Actor, Leonardo DiCaprio and Israeli model, Bar Refaeli, have called it quits after their 5 years together. Let's all bow our heads in a moment of silence.

Actress, Hayden Panettiere, 21, and Ukrainian heavyweight boxing champion, Wladimir Klitschko, 35, have split after 2 years dating-- (notice I added their sprawling age dif,)  citing distance as the dilemma. 

I wish I had more to tell you about all of these kids, other than, the fact that I thought they were gonna make it-- but I don't.