Friday, November 30, 2012

She Won't Always Love Him....

Well she's back to just loving him like a brother, Whitney's daughter Bobbi Kristina has split from what is basically her stepbrother Nick Gordon. Cue poor Whitney rolling in her grave like a rotisserie chicken, mmmmmm chicken . However, we all thought those kids were gonna make it for sure!

Thanks to my ever vigilant Senior Incest-ish Correspondent in Philly for the tip!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Transformers: Revenge of the Girlfriend...

Shia LaBeouf and girlfriend of 2 years, stylist Karolyn Pho, have split. Apparently she was not happy with his "real-life" sex scenes in an upcoming movie he's in called Nymphomaniac. (See, he's not as Shia to be in LeBeouf as we thought! Come on!)  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Friday, November 23, 2012


According to the opening of her reality show that I never (always) watch, she's a model AND a mogul (and from STL-- heyyyy shout out to my sister's hometown yo). Kimora Lee Simmons has finally confirmed via tweet, that her husband, actor Djimon Hounsou (Blood Diamonds) and she have separtated after more than 5 years together!  I really thought those well coiffed kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Asian-African-Hottie Relationship Correspondent in Clonsilla, for the hot tip!

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Petals off this Blossom...

Just when I thought I could go to sleep, this late breaking news tip came in!  Our own little Blossom, Mayim Bialik and her very Jewy husband Michael Stone, are splitting after 9 years.  She's still breastfeeding him, so it will be a wean, rather than an actual divorce. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks for this very early tip from my Senior Orthodox-McJewy-Boobs Correspondent in Connecticut.

Danica Patrick Waves Checkered Flag...

NASCAR star Danica Patrick and husband Paul Hospenthal are calling it a day after seven years of marriage.  She's worth $18-million so I'm assuming he'll be steering his lawyer into a pile of cash.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Race Car Driver-Physical Therapist Relationship Correspondent in St Louis for the tip.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Baby, Baby, Baby Awwwwwww....

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have called it quits. So teens and cougars alike can get back to business trying to win his heart and his hair.  I really thought those actual kids were gonna make it.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Leo's Back Baby...

Ok, after a brief mid-term break we're back, and this time it's personal.

First things first, ladies line up because Leonardo DiCaprio is available again!  He and Victoria's Secret model Erin Heatherton have pulled the plug on their yearish long relationship.

Thanks to my Senior Actor-Who-Only-Dates-Models Correspondent in Philly for that one!

Forever Desperate, Eva Longoria and Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez have ended it. Can't a pretty Latina keep a boyfriend? WTF?

Twighlight person, Ashley Greene and Broadway star Reeve Carney are dunzo. No further information about these young, pretty now available people.

After a year long post Sean Penn relationship, Scarlett Johansson is also back on the market after a confirmed split from New York City ad executive Nate Naylor.

Electropop Royal Wedding singer Ellie Goulding has ended her seven month relationship with dubstep boyfriend, Skrillex, who we refer to as Speccy Mc4Eyed Uber Geek with Stupid Name.  Long distance white people's problems.

Emily Maynard and Jef Holm terminated their engagement and have broken up. I think she's from the Bachelorette, but I'm just too lazy to Google it.

Katie Price - Katie Price and Leandro Penna at the Cheltenham Festival

Model Leandro Penna has claimed he dumped Katie Price because she is crazy.  He reportedly said her, "brain is not wired right, or the wires don't connect properly."  We've given him the advice to turn her off and turn her back on again to see if that gets rid of the problem.

I really, truly thought all these kids were gonna make it.

I'm glad that the states affected by hurricane Sandy are getting back on their feet. A Jersey shore girl myself I had a hard time tearing myself away from the internet to see the devastation. It was just unreal.  If you haven't already, please consider making a donation, the Red Cross is a great place to start.  XOXOXO