Sunday, November 4, 2012

Leo's Back Baby...

Ok, after a brief mid-term break we're back, and this time it's personal.

First things first, ladies line up because Leonardo DiCaprio is available again!  He and Victoria's Secret model Erin Heatherton have pulled the plug on their yearish long relationship.

Thanks to my Senior Actor-Who-Only-Dates-Models Correspondent in Philly for that one!

Forever Desperate, Eva Longoria and Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez have ended it. Can't a pretty Latina keep a boyfriend? WTF?

Twighlight person, Ashley Greene and Broadway star Reeve Carney are dunzo. No further information about these young, pretty now available people.

After a year long post Sean Penn relationship, Scarlett Johansson is also back on the market after a confirmed split from New York City ad executive Nate Naylor.

Electropop Royal Wedding singer Ellie Goulding has ended her seven month relationship with dubstep boyfriend, Skrillex, who we refer to as Speccy Mc4Eyed Uber Geek with Stupid Name.  Long distance white people's problems.

Emily Maynard and Jef Holm terminated their engagement and have broken up. I think she's from the Bachelorette, but I'm just too lazy to Google it.

Katie Price - Katie Price and Leandro Penna at the Cheltenham Festival

Model Leandro Penna has claimed he dumped Katie Price because she is crazy.  He reportedly said her, "brain is not wired right, or the wires don't connect properly."  We've given him the advice to turn her off and turn her back on again to see if that gets rid of the problem.

I really, truly thought all these kids were gonna make it.

I'm glad that the states affected by hurricane Sandy are getting back on their feet. A Jersey shore girl myself I had a hard time tearing myself away from the internet to see the devastation. It was just unreal.  If you haven't already, please consider making a donation, the Red Cross is a great place to start.  XOXOXO

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