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As per the Sydney Morning Herald, reports are in that Russell Crowe has split from his wife of 9 years, musician Danielle Spencer.  The split was supposedly amicable and we can't confirm or deny rumours that the purpose-built chapel at Crowe's farm in Nana Glen, near Coffs Harbour in Australia, where they were married in April, 2003 is currently being transformed into a practice space for his crappy band 30 Odd Foot of Grunts - kill us all.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my always on the scene Senior Australian Pugilist Actor Correspondent in Laguna Beach for the early news tip.