Awww, even the parents of reality stars get divorced. Tina and Joe Simpson, parents to Jessica and Ashlee are calling it quits after 34 mo-fo years! (They both look pretty fab, eh?) Joe's still dealing with his DUI issues from earlier this year and the split is apparently amicable, so, that's that! I really thought those celebrity adjacent kids were gonna make it.
Thanks to my Senior Parent Break-Up Correspondent in North Jewsey for the tip!