Little People, Big Break-Up News...

Matt and Amy Roloff - Even I, with my short-sighted vision, could see these two failed to measure up - but seriously? I really thought these kids were gonna make it!

Country singer Trace Adkins and his wife Rhonda are divorcing after 16 years of marriage, she filed right after he went to rehab.  I think there's a sad song in there somewhere.

Former figure skater Johnny Weir and husband of 2 years, attorney Victor Voronov, will now be skating on separate ponds.

Singer Brandy Norwood and her music exec fiance together- engaged, unengaged, the end.

Glee's Naya Rivera and rapper Big Sean - together 6 months, engaged, unengaged, the end.

Nikki Reed (Twilight) and Paul McDonald (American Idol finalist, does that make him a celebrity?) are separating after two years of marriage. Um, I got nothing here.

Lastly, I swore I wouldn't give these two (I'm not even gonna say their names) the time of day anymore, but, in case you hadn't heard, they split up. Again. FFS. 

I really thought all these kids were gonna make it!  

Thanks to my Senior Break-Up Analyst in NJ for her always breaking news tips, even if it takes me several weeks to write them up!

Let's Hope 3rd Times the Charm...

In case you missed it, Katy Perry (and both of her boobs) has split from on-again-off-again ManChild (did I just say that?) John Mayer. Rumour has it she's "left a window open" though, here's hoping it falls on his head when he tries to climb back in cause grrrrrrl, you can do better! However I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Post Devito/Perlman Round-Up...

Serious round-up here. I could have written about all of these the other day, but I was just too broken up about Danny & Rhea, so here's more very important break-up news for you to digest...

Breckin Meyer (star of such hit movies as Road Trip and Garfield) and his wife of almost 11 years, Deborah Kaplan (the other one, not my sister-in-law), have moved to Splittsville.  Hopefully she won't Bash his Franklin too badly in the settlement.

Actors we don't recognize Teresa Palmer (I Am Number Four) and Scott Speedman (Last Resort) split up at the end of the summer. We're sad for these very good looking people. I sure hope that's them in the photo above because I have no idea who they are. Me thinks their hearts will go on.

Apparently musicians Katy Perry and Smarmy Mc Doucherson John Mayer were on again and are now off again. I don't feel sorry for either of them do you?

Making her 2nd appearance on the ol' blog, new Beverly Hills 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord (25) and Dominic Purcell (42) have ended their relationship of which I know nothing about, I just report the news here people.  

11 months after he popped the question in Switzerland, The Bachelor's Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson have split. (I've got my hands on my cheeks a la Macauley Culkin's Home Alone Face right now because I had such high hopes for this reality couple of a show with such a low success rate that I don't watch.)

Lastly, 24-year old model Karrueche Tran and Rhianna-beating singer Chris Brown have split after a year long relationship. Also, let's not fail to mention the reports that Brown and Rhianna are dating again, oy vey, can a sister pick a less bruisey boyfriend FFS?

I really thought all these kids were gonna make it, really, I did.

Fizzled Fireworks...

Did you know Katy Perry was dating John Mayer and his late 90's Soul Asylum hairdo? I sho' didn't! (Why did I think she was dating a different guitar player?) Anyways, they're history. I really thought those kids, neither of which clearly need any more media attention, were gonna make it.