Cowell to Spend More Time Gazing in the Mirror...

Simon Cowell (53) confirmed his split with actress-slash-singer Carmen Elektra (40) and announced he does want a new girlfriend. So roll up, roll up ladies! His highness of the tight black T is accepting applications.

Lights Out for Elektra...

Can a sistah keep a fiance? Carmen Elektra has split from her man, rock guitarist, Rob Patterson. He supposedly moved out months ago and now she's apparently dating Simon Cowell. (We'll see them here soon). ANYWAY, I really thought those exotic kids were gonna make it.

In non-hottie news, Ex-NY Governor David Patterson is splitting from his wife of 19 years Michele.  (For those of you not up on your NY Governor history, he's the guy who took over after the Eliot Spitzer scandel.)  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Politician Break-Up Correspondent in Maryland for the crack reporting.

Welcome!

Welcome to my new blog about celebrity break-ups. It makes me so sad when famous people's relationships don't work. Especially when an entire reality series is based on their wedding. When Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro broke up, I stayed home from work for a week.

So please join me on the Fame Rollercoaster of Love from ...let's begin...