It's been quiet here in the ITTKWGMI offices, but we couldn't stay dark today when we learned of the sad news that Khloe and Lam Lam are no more. I mean, when they got married exactly 1 month after they met, how could we all not think that this was going to be a rock solid relationship? You go girl, he doesn't deserve your not 100% Kardashian fineness. But seriously, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.
And because it's been a while, here's a round up since last we've spoken...
Beautiful people Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs have separated after a decade of marriage. Apparently no one digs.
French actor Jean Dujardin and his wife of four years, Alexandra Lamy, have split. You may remember him from that silent movie I never saw. (That is all).
Francesca Eastwood had her marriage of one week annulled. She drunkly tied the knot Vegas style to Jonah Hill's brother Jordan Feldstein, who basically looks like Jonah circa 2007. Her father reportedly wasn't sure whether he loaded 5 or 6 bullets.
Malin Akerman (Children's Hospital and she is awesome) and her Italian muscian husband of 6 years Roberto Zincone have are separating. She's pretty.
I really thought all these kids were gonna make it, I am also sorry for Jordan Feldstein's sweat stains.