Serious round-up here. I could have written about all of these the other day, but I was just too broken up about Danny & Rhea, so here's more very important break-up news for you to digest...
Breckin Meyer (star of such hit movies as Road Trip and Garfield) and his wife of almost 11 years, Deborah Kaplan (the other one, not my sister-in-law), have moved to Splittsville. Hopefully she won't Bash his Franklin too badly in the settlement.
Actors we don't recognize Teresa Palmer (I Am Number Four) and Scott Speedman (Last Resort) split up at the end of the summer. We're sad for these very good looking people. I sure hope that's them in the photo above because I have no idea who they are. Me thinks their hearts will go on.
Apparently musicians Katy Perry and Smarmy Mc Doucherson John Mayer were on again and are now off again. I don't feel sorry for either of them do you?
Making her 2nd appearance on the ol' blog, new Beverly Hills 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord (25) and Dominic Purcell (42) have ended their relationship of which I know nothing about, I just report the news here people.
11 months after he popped the question in Switzerland, The Bachelor's Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson have split. (I've got my hands on my cheeks a la Macauley Culkin's Home Alone Face right now because I had such high hopes for this reality couple of a show with such a low success rate that I don't watch.)
Lastly, 24-year old model Karrueche Tran and Rhianna-beating singer Chris Brown have split after a year long relationship. Also, let's not fail to mention the reports that Brown and Rhianna are dating again, oy vey, can a sister pick a less bruisey boyfriend FFS?
I really thought all these kids were gonna make it, really, I did.