Falkow Breaks Up With Blog...

Just wanted to say thank you to all who have been following along and all the Senior Correspondents around the globe for stopping by.  We here at the ITTKWGMI offices are taking an indefinite hiatus.  If you'd like to Dread Pirate Roberts this be-yotch send me an email.

I'll be over at Nancenet Designs if you wanna see what I'm up to or at NancyFalkow over at bandcamp.com

Little People, Big Break-Up News...

Matt and Amy Roloff - Even I, with my short-sighted vision, could see these two failed to measure up - but seriously? I really thought these kids were gonna make it!

Country singer Trace Adkins and his wife Rhonda are divorcing after 16 years of marriage, she filed right after he went to rehab.  I think there's a sad song in there somewhere.

Former figure skater Johnny Weir and husband of 2 years, attorney Victor Voronov, will now be skating on separate ponds.

Singer Brandy Norwood and her music exec fiance together- engaged, unengaged, the end.

Glee's Naya Rivera and rapper Big Sean - together 6 months, engaged, unengaged, the end.

Nikki Reed (Twilight) and Paul McDonald (American Idol finalist, does that make him a celebrity?) are separating after two years of marriage. Um, I got nothing here.

Lastly, I swore I wouldn't give these two (I'm not even gonna say their names) the time of day anymore, but, in case you hadn't heard, they split up. Again. FFS. 

I really thought all these kids were gonna make it!  

Thanks to my Senior Break-Up Analyst in NJ for her always breaking news tips, even if it takes me several weeks to write them up!

Apple, Moses, there's just too much to work with here...

Out soon, a new Coldplay album packed with miserablist ballads about Gwenyth Paltrow, as after 11 years, she and Chris Martin are calling it quits.  Let me be the first to say,  I really thought these kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my crack Senior Overrated Actor - Musician Correspondent in Plymouth Meeting, PA for ever vigilant reporting.

Thicke as...

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are calling it quits y'all. We've all seen their Oprah interview, these kids were making it right? I mean he met her when he was 14? Me thinks it went 1 foam finger too far.  Sigh, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to the crack Senior Twerk-Related Correspondent in Killincarrig, Ireland for the news tip!

Shipwrecked...

OK people I'm back and this time it's personal! There's been a load of breakups since last I posted so let's get to the most important one....

We were all truly bummed to hear that the good ol' Captain & Tenille (they are in their 70's yo) split up after 39 years? Did anyone else hear they split up for health insurance reasons? I think I read that somewhere whilst on our holiday.  Anyway - love clearly didn't keep the together -- *I was contractually obliged to type that.

Real Housewife of NY  Ramona "Crazy-eyes" Singer has split from Mario "I-have-no-idea-how-he-put-up-with-her-so-long" Singer.  27 years of putting up with her, oy vey, we here at the ITTKWGMI offices are Team Mario all the way!  There's some drama here, just google it.

Heidi Klum and bodyguard/boyfriend of a little over 1 year or so, Martin Kirsten, have called it quits. Me thinks she won't be single for long. This story isn't nearly as exciting as when she split with Seal I tells ya.

Vanilla actress/singer Hilary Duff and hockey player Mike Comrie have ended their 3 year marriage amicably.  Yawn.

I really thought all these kids were gonna make it.

I cannot thank my vigilant correspondents from around the globe enough for the amazing amount of reports I received regarding the Cap'n & big T, a special shout-out to my Couple-Duo-Musician-Relationship Correspondent in Englewood, NJ for the earliest report.

Roundup boredom...

I'm just going to post a bunch of pictures of people you don't really care about that have recently broken up, because we all thought these kids were gonna make it...

Kelly Osbourne & Matthew Mosshart (after 2 years!)

Emma Watson & Will Adamowicz (college sweet hearts!)

Kate Upton & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (who???)

Ariana Grande & Nathan Sykes(ah, they've only been together since September)

Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes (women rejoice everywhere)


It's official, I've phoned it in....