Wednesday, September 12, 2012

UPDATED: Ladies....Start Your Engines!

UPDATE: Apparently they are denying this rumour (which is why I shouldn't write these damn things until George rings me directly.) ANYWAY, we will all wait patiently for the inevitable, we'll wait.

Forever five o'clock shadowed bachelor number 1 George Clooney has reportedly split from former wrestler Stacey Keibler because he doesn't want to settle down, duh. Apparently she couldn't keep him in that Half-Nelson lock.You know I don't usually report until I've got official word, but me thinks it's safe to say Clooney's single again and Stacey is now famous, Do you think my husband would mind if I took a little solo trip to Lake Como?  I really thought those beautiful kids were gonna make it.


  1. You're way to funny, Nancy! Ciao bella!

  2. Damn! I really thought those 2 kids were gonna make it!

  3. I think you'd be wasting your time on George if you're a girl, no matter how babealicious you are, my dear.