UPDATE: Apparently they are denying this rumour (which is why I shouldn't write these damn things until George rings me directly.) ANYWAY, we will all wait patiently for the inevitable, we'll wait.
Forever five o'clock shadowed bachelor number 1 George Clooney has reportedly split from former wrestler Stacey Keibler because he doesn't want to settle down, duh. Apparently she couldn't keep him in that Half-Nelson lock.You know I don't usually report until I've got official word, but me thinks it's safe to say Clooney's single again and Stacey is now famous, so....win-win. Do you think my husband would mind if I took a little solo trip to Lake Como? I really thought those beautiful kids were gonna make it.