Back to his Single Roots...

65 year old actor Ben Vereen and his wife of 36 years Nancy Bruner Vereen separated in March but this week officially filed for divorce!  I guess he'll be dancing and singing his way into a new lady's heart soon. Sorry people, I got nothing. And since I couldn't find a single pic of him with his wife on the interwebs, I thought you could enjoy this classic shot of him and Emmanuel Lewis --TV's Webster! I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Stoney Street of Separation...

Well my favourite TV gay, Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family) has broken up with his heterosexual partner, Broadway actress, Katherine Tokarz. Well a few months ago actually, but we're only finding out about it today because we happened to be watching E-news. ANYWAY, Eric is apparently single and ready to mingle.  I really thought those real life non-gay kids were gonna make it.

Chris Zylka (The Secret Code) and Lucy Hale (Pretty Little Liars), 2 Hollywood youngins have split up. Now she's not all that bitter, but Chris, oh Chris, me thinks you will regret this Tweet: 

"Don't have a girlfriend -- she decided she was too good, Never any disrespect towards anyone. Only if you say what you say you should stick to it. If you say you love then love."  He has since apologized for said Tweet, but thanks to the magic of the interwebs, he'll never have to forget it.  I really thought those good looking and actual kids were gonna make it.

Lastly, and certainly leastly, reality TV fodder, Charlie and Kenya Bell have divorced. She is no longer a VH1 Basketball Wife. I am so bored I can't even finish this sen...

I really thought those fit kids were gonna make it.

UPDATED: Ladies....Start Your Engines!

UPDATE: Apparently they are denying this rumour (which is why I shouldn't write these damn things until George rings me directly.) ANYWAY, we will all wait patiently for the inevitable, we'll wait.

Forever five o'clock shadowed bachelor number 1 George Clooney has reportedly split from former wrestler Stacey Keibler because he doesn't want to settle down, duh. Apparently she couldn't keep him in that Half-Nelson lock.You know I don't usually report until I've got official word, but me thinks it's safe to say Clooney's single again and Stacey is now famous, so....win-win. Do you think my husband would mind if I took a little solo trip to Lake Como?  I really thought those beautiful kids were gonna make it.

Shortlist yo....

Yeah, that's right, this hub of important news is over the moon that they like us, they really like us!  Blog Awards Irelands has Shortlisted ITTKWGMI in both Popculture and Humour categories! Thanks so much to you awesome folks who nominated your favourite single subject news source!  We walk a little taller today. And check out THIS brilliant blog I discovered on the list, his dedication to the potato chip knows no bounds.

Parks and Separation...

After 9 years of what the world thought was rock solid, best-friend-like true love, we here at ITTKWGMI are so very sad to report the split of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. I know I've said it before, but there truly are no words, I thought those awesome kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to the overnight report from my Senior Champion-Comedy-Couples Correspondent in Brooklyn.