Well, I don't report the "back togethers" but I'm here to tell you AGAIN that Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are back in splitsville. OK? I don't want to see them again on my blog dammit! But I did think those kids were gonna make it.
Also, here's a weird one. Remember that couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi, that "snuck" into that White House state dinner and got a failed reality series (Real Housewives of DC?) Well he apparently reported her missing, when she had actually left her husband (willingly) and went on tour with Journey's Neil Schon. That's a reality show I'd actually watch! Ouch! I thought those kids were gonna make it.
I'd like to thank my Senior Reality TV Runaway Correspondent in Maryland for this late breaking news tip!