Fangs for the Memories...

Not one but 2 moving vehicles spotted at the Twilight Lair in LA, so me thinks it's Twilight for these young actors combining their names to make unwieldy epithets. A close friend of R Pats reported to People Magazine that he is "heartbroken & angry" and in seclusion (and not talking to K Stew).  We are all awaiting a bloody official announcement already!  I really thought these kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Nosferatu-Human Correspondent in Delgany, Co Wicklow for this update on the world's most watched relationship.

Nassif gives Maloof the Hoof...

Well, firstly I begin this post with, I am certainly NOT ashamed to admit that I know these kids, and I REALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA MAKE IT!  After 9 years of marriage, Dr Paul Nassif, husband of moneybags & Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, Adrienne Maloof, has moved out of the mansion and filed for separation!  Now, after watching how shitedly she has treated him on TV all these seasons, it's not a surprise, but I always figured that was just their "thing."  I guess he couldn't take it any more.   If these kids can't make it, who can?  Mauricio & Kyle?

And the elephant in the blog, Kristen & Rob's situation? I have no official news of break-up, so...


Thanks to my Senior Reality TV Break-Up Correspondent on the North Side for this late breaking newstip.

Anthea Turned Away...

Staple of daytime British television, presenter Anthea Turner is "devastated" after having split from property developer Grant Bovey. Maybe he cheated? Maybe the curse of the Cadbury flake has come to haunt them (just google it if you care any further about these people. I'm exhausted.)  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Wang Chucked Tonight...

Well, who better to follow the biggest break-up since time began with the break up of someone who makes wedding dreams come true, Bridal dress designer and fashion entrepreneur Vera Wang (an actual person, not just a label.) After 23 years, an amicable split from businessman Arthur Becker was announced yesterday. Becker apparently helped his wife grow her company into a worldwide renowned label, and he will remain involved with their 2 kids and the business they grew together. She is 63 people! Look at how beautiful she is!!!

I really thought those rich and fashionable kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Asian-Caucasion Relationship Correspondent in NJ for her overnight report.