Bad Romance Strikes Again...

Only together for a few months shy of a year, Lady Gaga has split from Vampire Diaries star, Taylor Kinney. She's about to start a tour and doesn't have room for his mickey in her hoo-ha anymore. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Sofia Vergara and rich businessman (read: sorry, I just don't feel like Googling who he is) Nick Loeb, her man for the last two years, according to The New York Post, have split up. I wonder how long until she puts those Golden Globes back on the market? I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

WWE Superstar John Cena has split from his wife of three years, Liz Huberdeau, filing that the relationship is "irretrievably broken.". There's a prenup but I think she's gonna try to wrestle a few more dollahs.  I really thought those buff kids were gonna make it.

Thanks so very much to my Senior Beefcake-Columbian Correspondent for her tireless reporting in North Jersey.

Round up of Negativity...

Even the host of The Bachelor, Chris Harrison, has now fallen prey to the curse of this stupid show. He and wife of 18 years Gwen Jones are separating. Maybe they'll ask him to be the next bachelor? But I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Reality-Boob-Show Correspondent in North Jersey.

Martin Lawrence and his wife Shamicka Gibbs are in calling it quits. Married since 2010, but together for 15 years prior to that they are splitting seemingly amicably. No other info on this one peeps, so why don't you just enjoy the annoying theme song.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Former X Factor judge and sister of Australia's shiniest export, Dannii Minogue has split up with former rugby player-slash-model, Kris Smith, her baby Daddy, after 4 years.  Me thinks he cheated. I really thought those pretty kids were gonna make it. 

Eastenders actor, Sid Owen, has split from his fiance Polly Parsons - after they split up, and reunited, decided to get engaged, then break-up again, THEN get back together and................split. I really thought those exhausting kids were gonna make it.