Tuesday, February 21, 2012

A Bevy of Break-ups...

After a 15-year marriage and 3 children, Marcia Gay Harden has split from husband Thaddaeus Scheel.  Anyone else tee-hee a little bit after you say her name? I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Manchild Nick Jonas and Australian singer Delta Goodrem have split after their year-long relationship.  They're young, they can sing, they're gonna be ok everybody. Think he's still wearing his promise ring or did she coax it out of his pants?  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

The Saturdays' Mollie King has broken up with D&G model David Gandy after a solid 9 months. I really thought these two had it in 'em. Apparently, she didn't want it in her from him any more.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush has broken up with the 3rd fella she's dated from the same TV show, co-star Austin Nichols.  Is this show still on? I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Pin-up looking Playmate Claire Sinclair has broken up with the apparently abusive, son of Hugh, Marston Hefner.  She's being very open about just how violent this kid is. What on earth does this boy have to be slappy about? He's been brought up in the bosom (no pun intended) of luxury and wanton for nothing his entire life. I hope the girls stay far away from this creep.  I'm glad these kids didn't make it.


  1. This is fabulous! I don't care about these breakups but you almost make me care. If they could only do it again and again for our pleasure. FYI, should be getting paid to blog!

  2. How freakin ugly is Hef's son?!?! He should be happy he has money cuz his looks wouldn't get him a blind hooker!