I could have sworn I reported this break-up already, but apparently Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy got back together and didn't let me know. Sadly, I'm here to report, they're splitting up again, but this time they're calling it "a break." Cowell was quoted as saying, "It's not on, it's not off, it's somewhere in the middle. I don't know if I will ever get married, but I am happy." So I'm not sure why this is making headlines again, I know I sure as hell have better things to do and Gluten Free Pot Pies to eat, but me thinks Simon doth protest too much. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.
Thanks to my Senior Tight-Black-V-Necked-T-Shirt Correspondent in NJ for the early tip!