Singer Avril Lavigne and jackanape, Brody Jenner, have split after 2 years. Our sources revealed that they decided to call it quits because they couldn't agree on their future together. I could have certainly helped them with that, as I predict a slow slide into obscurity. Let me remind you all here, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT GET A TATTOO OF YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND'S name on your body! Get a butterfly or a skull FFS. Anyway, although I didn't realize they were together, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.