Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Shares in Tattoo Removal Spike...

Singer Avril Lavigne and jackanape, Brody Jenner, have split after 2 years.  Our sources revealed that they decided to call it quits because they couldn't agree on their future together.   I could have certainly helped them with that, as I predict a slow slide into obscurity.  Let me remind you all here, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT GET A TATTOO OF YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND'S name on your body!  Get a butterfly or a skull FFS.  Anyway, although I didn't realize they were together, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

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