Thursday, November 17, 2011

No, We're Not Being Punked...

Well, I certainly should have had this post already written and ready to go, but I surely didn't believe it was actually going to happen. However, let's all bow our heads in a very long moment of silence, as Demi Moore (49) has released a statement to the Associated Press that she is in fact ending her six-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher (33.)  Let's remember the good, (their DNA Foundation to combat human trafficking) the bad, (Kaballah and the fact that he's called her "Wifey" on Twitter for 6 years) and the ugly (Striptease & 2 and a Half Men.)  I really thought those kids were gonna make it. I really really thought so. Sigh.

Special thanks to my Senior Not Real Jew on Not Real Jew Correspondent in St Louis for this extremely late breaking newstip!


  1. I'm heartbroken. I thought it was for keeps!

  2. I thought that mother and her son were gonna make it!

  3. I did actually think they would make it. Don't know why I couldn't stand her though, they made such a great couple.

    So Ashton is on the market....?