Contrived Reality Break-Up Inevitably Happens...

Bachelorette couple Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez have split up after an 18-month engagement. Shock, horror, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.



Thanks to my Senior I Could Give Two Sh*ts About The Bachelor or Bachelorette Correspondent in St Louis for this obvious it was gonna happen newstip.   Notice how I went for the Thanksgiving themed photo? Have a great holiday everybody!!!