Just Walk Away Renee...

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have called it quits after less than two years together.   What do you think it is about ol' hamster cheeks that she can't keep a good man down, you know what I mean, down in her nether regions?   I really thought those kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Rodent Impersonating Actress Relationship Correspondent in North Jersey for the early news tip!