Pretty Woeful...

Richard Gere and wife since 2002 Carey Lowell have split and are heading to Divorce Town. Apparently living apart for some time now,  he likes peace and quiet and she's still digging the limelight.  There are no hamsters being cited for the disturbance of this relationship.

And a few weeks back, Twerky Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split again.  He's already dating a new hottie and sources tell us, she's dating her big foam finger. (I'm sorry.)



I really thought all those crazy kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my ever vigilant Senior Sad and Fading Disney Star Correspondent in Philly for the news tip 2 weeks ago.