Saturday, August 18, 2012

Nobody Scores...

Back from our summer hols to report some break-up news, here we go...

Jenny McCarthy and Brian Urlacher split
Pretty, funny and seemingly eternally single, Jenny McCarthy and Chicago Bears linebacker, Brian Urlacher have split. Who's up next for m'lady? We'll see them here soon I guess. I really thought those boobs were gonna make it.
So after I googled who these people were, I was able to write this laughless paragraph.  Evelyn Lozada and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson are now ovah (41 days after they were married, take that Kim K!) She is the star of "Basketball Wives," and Imma assume he's a basketball player. Ok, I'm back again from google, he's a football player. So why is she the star of Basketball Wives? I've run out of time to spend on this entry. So let's just say a couple of sports related pretty people have ended their relationship.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it
Thanks to my tireless Senior Reality-Sports-Related-Break-Ups Correspondent in STL for the tip.

In other pretty-people-sports-related break-up news, actress Willa Ford and former hockey player Mike Modano have filed for divorce after 5 years of marriage and no high-sticking.  I really thought those fit kids were gonna make it.

And OH! I missed one! Celebrity big brother of  newly engaged Miley, Trace Cyrus, has split from actress Brenda Song (The Social Network) after 2 years of dating bliss.  I really thought those some-what-bodies were gonna make it.

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