No Ho Ho, He's Single Again...

Well after I reported it back in January unofficially, I just put it out of my mind, because frankly people, I didn't believe it! However, after the joint announcement from the couple's publicist today, I can now report officially, it is true -- Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated after 14 years. A moment of silence y'all. I really thought those gorgeous kids were gonna make it.