Meet the Beatie's...

Famous for being a woman who became a man that got knocked up, Thomas Beatie, announced that he is separated from his wife Nancy.  Thomas revealed this on TV's The Doctors, you know that show that makes us all feel very, very unhealthy. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my tireless Senior Up-All-Night-Giving-Me-Stories Correspondent in North Jersey for yet another tip!

Ultra Maroon...

Nice Jewish boy back on the market people! Adam Levine, lead singer of Maroon 5, judge on The Voice (and singer of the dumbest-ass, most non-relative song on the planet "Moves Like Jagger") has split up with his hot model gal pal of 2 years Anne Vyalitsyna.  Apparently there was a big fight and she made a statement back in January that he didn't treat her well, that's when the rumours started swirling of their split, but it took a few months for them to go public.  I really thought those picture perfect kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Nice-Jewish-Boy Correspondent in NJ for her tireless reporting.

OH! And on the local newsfront, Ex- Boyzone frontman, Ronan Keating, has split from his model wife of 14 years, Yvonne Keating. They both used the most subtle and discreet of break-up mediums, Twitter, to confirm the truth. The $40million fortune will be split between them, so me thinks she'll be ok, however, I really thought those kids, rocky relationship, rumours and all, were gonna make it.