Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Baldwin Breaks-Up...

                                           Daniel Baldwin, Wife Joanne

Predominently 5 O'clock shadowed and curviest of the Baldwin brothers, Daniel Baldwin, has filed for divorce from his wife Joanne.  Drug and alcohol fueled death threats and violent behaviour (on her part) are believed to be the straw that broke the Baldwin's back. I thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my forever vigilant Senior Baldwin Correspondent in Northfield, NJ for this late-breaking and very important news tip.


  1. Violence and threats have only helped my relationship. I guess it's all about moderation