After five years, Timbaland and his wife Monique Mosley are splitting. She will be seeking all kinds of cizzash to keep her in the lifestyle to which she has grown accustomed.
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have disembarked as well. Apparently 2 of the 3 years they've been married have been loveless and to go on would be a sham. He will be setting sail on the seven seas searching for romance again soon...get your bottice fastened ladies.
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