Hungover and Blue...

Well it pains us to report this late-breaking news, but it has to be reported, as it's extremely important.   Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana, have split...after 3 months--3 whole months!  It's gonna be ok people, don't get all broken up about it, because both of these purty people will find love again, of that I can say, I am sure.  However, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my tireless Senior Hot Young Hollywood Correspondent in North Jewsey for the tip.

Oh and, my husband doesn't get my crypticly obscure reference in the Subject Header above, but you do right? Totally obvious!

Not Necessarily the News...

 

Sadly, CNN Newsfolk, Dana Bash, 40, and John King, 48, have split after less than four years of marriage. After living apart for the past few months, they've finally gone public with their shite news. I'm sure it's really fun around the network office for the pair of them! I really thought those informative kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Newsy Mc Newserson Correspondent in Philadelphia for the late breaking report.

There are No Puns for these People...

Penelope Ann Miller, you know the star of Kindergarden Cop, is splitting from her husband James Huggins after 12 years.  I hope I look as good as her at 48!  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Modern Day Silent Movie Star Correspondent in San Fran for the overnight news tip!