Kimpossibly Short...

Really? 72 days, really? I mean, who really thought these kids weren't gonna make it (to another season?) I sure thought they were gonna!  Reality starlet Kim Kardashian and NBA player Kris Humphries are getting a divorce after making only 18-million dollars on their wedding extravaganza.  Let's hope the Kurse of reality TV doesn't affect her sisters!

A very special thanks to my tireless Senior Kardashian Correspondent in Philadelphia, it is a full-time job you know!

Duffy Has No Mercy....

Singer Duffy has split from her rugby playing tall drink o' water Mike Philips, for the 2nd time, we actually missed it the first time around!  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Balls, Cars and Guidos...

Matt Barnes and Gloria Govan, you may know them from NBA's LA Lakers and VH1's Basketball Wives, have split up.  There's some shite about their twitters that are not even worth cutting and pasting. They're pretty, they'll find new people to annoy, however, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.  There were so many shots to choose from of these two, but I think the matchy-matchy shot above is the classiest.

Ex-Pussycat Doll now X Factor America star Nicole Scherzinger has split from her long-time boyfriend, race car driver, Lewis Hamilton. Their work keeps them apart and they felt it was time to put this puppy to bed.  Apparently this 2nd break-up is for reals.  I really thought these handsome kids were gonna make it.

Jersey Shore on again, off again, fighting favourites Sammi Giancola and Ronnie Magro have broken up.  AGAIN.  Enough already, if you say you're done Sammi, be done! See you two next season, cause I really think these kids are gonna make it.

And I'm seriously late on this one, but thought since we were here I'd be thorough, Shakira has dumped her footballer boyfriend, FC Barcelona star Gerard Pique, because in a shock development for rich, spolied football players, he apparently cheated on her with a younger woman. Even though they've only been together 6 months, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

I would just like to say, it's been mental here at the ITTKWGMI offices, and I really hope my Senior Correspondents around the globe get crackin' as we were late on every damn one of these stories, you're not relying in ME to keep up with the gossip are you? 

Breakup Not So Superbad...

I missed one! Formerly chubsy ubsy actor, Jonah Hill, has split from his girlfriend Jordan Klein.  Together since 2008, they decided to call it a day.  You rock those horizontal stripes Jonah!  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

There's Gonna Be A Teenage Riot...

Following on with our rock and roll break-ups this week, Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore, of Sonic Youth, have split after 27 years! A moment of silence please, cause I thought those kids were definitely gonna make it!!!

Awww don't we look happy? This was at my old fantastic job at Indre Studios when Sonic Youth came for a broadcast recording. We could be related right? Photo by the talented Kathleen Hill

Thank you to my Senior Alt-Rock Relationship Correspondent in Vegas for this tip!

And because one wasn't enough today, Coronation Street actor Michael Le Vell has split with his wife of 25 years, Janette Beverley.  You may recognize him from the recent news as he'd just taken a break from acting to deal with the accusation of sexual assault from a teenage girl who claims it happened when she was 6. Ouch.  I thought those kids were gonna make it.

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Brazillian Models...

Tis an honour to have a Rolling Stone grace our blog not once, but twice. Ronnie Wood (64,) has split from his Brazillian model girlfriend, Ana Arujo (32.)  He is apparently taking a "sabbatical" from her as he has been frustrated by her desire to be in the public eye.  But this is my favourite quote, when asked where his girlfriend was at Macca's recent wedding (mazel tov Paul,)  Wood's reply was, "I don't know about that, it's not my bag." She's not his bag anymore!  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

No Glee for Lea...

Glee's Lea Michelle has split from boyfriend, Broadway actor, Theo Stockman. They're gonna stay friends, isn't that swell? I really thought those kids were gonna make it.  Had I not gotten the awesome care package that included the most recent People Magazine, from the uber talented Colleen Mc Farland, I would've completely missed this one! Thanks for the newstip, and I hope you and your talented husband Peter Nova stay far away from this blog!

Sad TV...

Mad TV's Debra Wilson is splitting from her husband, cinematographer, Cliff Skelton, after a five year marriage citing irreconcilable differences, but I ain't one to gossip.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.



Thanks to my Senior Gossip-Never-Sleeps Correspondent in NJ for the overnight news tip.

Who's Not Eating Gilbert's Grapes?

Blake Lively and Leo DiCaprio have split up, and thus, by announcing their break-up, they confirm they were actually a couple......And breath.  I really thought those rich and famous kids were gonna make it.

Take A Walk...

Actress Stacey Dash (Clueless), is now officially divorced from (third) husband and actor-true-a-hole, Emmanuel Xuereb. Ain't nobody gonna hit her in the face and get away with it! Mmm Mmmmm!

Another a-hole to file for divorce this week is Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey, who is splitting with his wife Krista who is currently battling breast cancer and recovering from a recent double mastectomy. Apparently a gossip site texted his phone right before a game about these personal matters and he didn't pitch so well that day, guess he can't take the heat.

I really thought all these kids were gonna make it, but with a-holes like that, I think these girls are better off single!

And just to add to this post a little late, famous nobody Katie Price has split from her latest oily beau-hunk, Argentinian model, Leandro Penna after 7 months, and rumours they were about to get hitched.  They had to use the help of a translator to have the heartfelt breakup discussion. He has flown home. She will probably be dating someone new in 3 hours, however, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.  Man does he look like Ricky Martin or wha?