Goddess Throws in the Text....

I love that Charlie is back again, I kind of missed him.  Goddess Number 1, porn-star Bree Olson, left his party of 3--and she apparently broke up by text.  I wonder how Number 2 will do it, fax? Aw, I really thought those kids were gonna make it!

Thanks for the tip from my Senior Torpedo of Truth Correspondent in Philadelphia!

I Hate People...

(Ant or) Dec Donnelly has ended his 2-year relationship with Sky Sports presenter Georgie Thompson, because she wanted to get hitched and have a "football team" worth of kids and he, well, didn't. That's it. LOOK AT HER! He will never do that well again. He's gonna be so SORRY. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Only Because I Haven't Posted in Ages...

Not much on the celebrity break up front these days, so F-List celebrity Leah Messer gets top billing here at ITTKWGMI.  Teen Mom 2 "star," has filed for divorce from Corey Simms, Dad to their twins and husband of only 6 months! Oy vey, I really thought those kids were gonna make it!

Happy Passover y'all!

Brian Mc Fadden Now Singing the Delta Blues...

Six years down the tubes for Aussie-singer Delta Goodrem and ex-Westlife-r Brian Mc Fadden.  I mean, this headline was a shocker, I thought these two were in it for the long haul! I think Ireland will welcome him with open arms after his long haul flight back from Australia.