My Name is Severance...

Just a few weeks after "My Name is Earl" actress, Jaime Pressly, was nabbed for suspicion of driving under the influence, word is that her and entertainment lawyer, Simran Singh's 16 month marriage is dunzo.  I don't know about you, but I thought those kids were gonna make it.

Even Break-ups happen in 3's....

Star of Avatar, Sam Worthington, is feeling a bit blue (get it, blue? he was blue in Avatar) due to his split with his stylist girlfriend Natalie Mark, which was supposedly on the cards for a while. 

Former Dallas Cowboys star quarterback Troy Aikman has separated from his wife of 10 years, Rhonda. We're cheering for Rhonda and hope she has a great L-A-W-Y-E-R, gooooooooooo Rhonda!

And after a separation that seems like ages ago, the final divorce tour of Rolling Stones legendary guitarist Ronnie Wood is here, as his decree has been finalized from wife model, Jo.  He married his long term partner in 1985, but they split in 2008, after his affair with young Russian waitress Ekaterina Ivanova was made public.


We truly thought all these kids were gonna make it.

Since I've Been Gone...

Sorry kids, missed a few while we were on holiday, just to get us all up to speed....

Gorgeous 'Mad Men' star January Jones has split with her boyfriend, 'Saturday Night Live' actor Jason Sudeikis. They began dating in July 2010, but kept it quite on the downlow, only being seen out together at a couple of events, supposedly the long distance killed them.  I included the photo above, because John Hamm is my TV Boyfriend, and while I was on vacation I wasn't getting my Daily Hamm. Mmmmm Hamm, I'm not a vegetarian when it comes to him. 

And, after 11 months of marriage,  boobylicious celebrity fodder- tabloid junkie of no fixed talent-author of multiple autobiographies, Katie Price and boxer Alex Reid are getting a divorce.  She admitted she made a mistake and made the decision to wed too quickly.  We really thought these kids were gonna make it.

Knightly Splices the Main-Brace...

Teeny tiny actress Keira Knightley and British actor Rupert Friend have split up after five years.   Did their pride and/or prejudice get in their way? I really thought those kids were gonna make it. 


Thanks to my Senior Buccaneer of the High Seas Correspondent in the City of Brotherly Love for the tip!

Posting from Me iPhone...

So that means, I'm gonna be brief.

Pop-star Shakira, has ended her 11-year relationship with her Argentinian boyfriend Antonio de la Rua. Her hips will be lying with someone new soon we hope.

But more important breaking break-up news--- Jersey Shore's only twosome, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola, have broken up, again, like we didn't see this coming? I know I didn't 'cause I really thought those kids were gonna make it!

A Swift Chop...

Well, I smell another hit song in the making, singer-songwriter, Taylor Swift (21) and hottie, Jake Gyllenhaal (30), who weren't actually together that long, have called it off.  They will forge into 2011 as singles, but I think they'll both be ok.  However, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Songwriter-Actor Relationship Correspondent in South Philly for the overnight newstip.

They'll Be Home Alone Again...

Well slap my face with both hands and scream, I didn't even know these kids were an item, but I sure as hell thought they were gonna make it!   Mila Kunis (That 70's Show) and Macaulay Culkin (Home Alone) have split up after an EIGHT YEAR relationship! Damn!


Thanks to my ever so hard working Senior Young Hollywood Correspondent in Laguna Beach, CA for the tip.