2012 Break-Up Round-Up

Another year, another bunch of celebrity relationships take a dive. This is my 2012 "best of" round-up in case you missed the really important news...

Model Heidi Klum and Grammy award-winning singer Seal, who we all thought were rock solid split up in January, I mean, doesn't it feel like yesterday?

The most Newly Eligible Bacholor break-up award goes to Johnny Depp after his split with Vanessa Paradis.  Anyone snag him yet? Doesn't he look like George Harrison in this photo? I smell a biopic...

Creepiest Creep award goes to Hugh Heffner's allegedly abusive son, Marston, who split from Playmate Claire Sinclair. Just ew.

We were all shocked and stunned to read the reports of the split of Bevery Hills 90210's Jennie Garth & Twilight's Peter Facinelli. Stunned.

The most Obvious We KNEW It Was Coming break-up award goes to.......Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, we were routing for you Katie, glad you escaped unscathed with your kid! (I am currently writing the screenplay for the Scientology version of "Not Without My Daughter.")

In the What Broke Our Hearts the Most file...Will Arnett and Amy Poehler & Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman - a moment please...

In the we're waiting file: Will & Jada y'all, we're waiting!!  They're not REALLY a couple are they?

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A Bevy of Break-ups...

After a 15-year marriage and 3 children, Marcia Gay Harden has split from husband Thaddaeus Scheel.  Anyone else tee-hee a little bit after you say her name? I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Manchild Nick Jonas and Australian singer Delta Goodrem have split after their year-long relationship.  They're young, they can sing, they're gonna be ok everybody. Think he's still wearing his promise ring or did she coax it out of his pants?  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

The Saturdays' Mollie King has broken up with D&G model David Gandy after a solid 9 months. I really thought these two had it in 'em. Apparently, she didn't want it in her from him any more.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush has broken up with the 3rd fella she's dated from the same TV show, co-star Austin Nichols.  Is this show still on? I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Pin-up looking Playmate Claire Sinclair has broken up with the apparently abusive, son of Hugh, Marston Hefner.  She's being very open about just how violent this kid is. What on earth does this boy have to be slappy about? He's been brought up in the bosom (no pun intended) of luxury and wanton for nothing his entire life. I hope the girls stay far away from this creep.  I'm glad these kids didn't make it.