This News Already Happened...

Really? I swore I already wrote about this!  Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana broke up again. K?  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Updating this same one with another break-up I totally already wrote about in November.  Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez are off again.  Who knew either of these couples were even back on?? Well, I really thought those KIDS were gonna make it.

Hungover and Blue...

Well it pains us to report this late-breaking news, but it has to be reported, as it's extremely important.   Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana, have split...after 3 months--3 whole months!  It's gonna be ok people, don't get all broken up about it, because both of these purty people will find love again, of that I can say, I am sure.  However, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my tireless Senior Hot Young Hollywood Correspondent in North Jewsey for the tip.

Oh and, my husband doesn't get my crypticly obscure reference in the Subject Header above, but you do right? Totally obvious!

Just Walk Away Renee...

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have called it quits after less than two years together.   What do you think it is about ol' hamster cheeks that she can't keep a good man down, you know what I mean, down in her nether regions?   I really thought those kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Rodent Impersonating Actress Relationship Correspondent in North Jersey for the early news tip!