Hungover and Blue...

Well it pains us to report this late-breaking news, but it has to be reported, as it's extremely important.   Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana, have split...after 3 months--3 whole months!  It's gonna be ok people, don't get all broken up about it, because both of these purty people will find love again, of that I can say, I am sure.  However, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my tireless Senior Hot Young Hollywood Correspondent in North Jewsey for the tip.

Oh and, my husband doesn't get my crypticly obscure reference in the Subject Header above, but you do right? Totally obvious!