This News Already Happened...

Really? I swore I already wrote about this!  Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana broke up again. K?  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Updating this same one with another break-up I totally already wrote about in November.  Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez are off again.  Who knew either of these couples were even back on?? Well, I really thought those KIDS were gonna make it.

Baby, Baby, Baby Awwwwwww....

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have called it quits. So teens and cougars alike can get back to business trying to win his heart and his hair.  I really thought those actual kids were gonna make it.

Gomez Takes Tylenol for her Bieber Fever...

17-year old boy wonder, Justin Bieber and Disney actress Selena Gomez have apparently split.  If someone were reporting my break-up with Tony at age 17 on their blog, I'd be all, " I'm Famous Bitch!" but I am sad the world has to endure their heartbreak collectively.  I really thought those actual kids were gonna make it.