She Won't Always Love Him....

Well she's back to just loving him like a brother, Whitney's daughter Bobbi Kristina has split from what is basically her stepbrother Nick Gordon. Cue poor Whitney rolling in her grave like a rotisserie chicken, mmmmmm chicken . However, we all thought those kids were gonna make it for sure!

Thanks to my ever vigilant Senior Incest-ish Correspondent in Philly for the tip!

He Just Called...To Say...It's Over...

Stevie Wonder (62) has signed, sealed and delivered his divorce papers from his fashion designer wife Kai Millard Morris (who he had been living separately from since 2009).  Even a blind man could see this would end up in ebony and alimony. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Ex-Poison front man Bret Michaels (49) has ended his 16-year relationship with his baby mama Kristi Gibson. It took him that long to realize she was the thorn.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my diligent Senior Hair Band Correspondent in Delgany, who revealed that Michaels went to her rival high school back in PA and Poison played her roller rink, that my friend is reporting.

Daughter of Whitney Houston, Bobbi Kristina, and "adopted" brother Nick Gordon have called off their engagement, although it is reported that they are still living together, so we're on alert here people. Say a little prayer for these kids.