He Just Called...To Say...It's Over...

Stevie Wonder (62) has signed, sealed and delivered his divorce papers from his fashion designer wife Kai Millard Morris (who he had been living separately from since 2009).  Even a blind man could see this would end up in ebony and alimony. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Ex-Poison front man Bret Michaels (49) has ended his 16-year relationship with his baby mama Kristi Gibson. It took him that long to realize she was the thorn.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my diligent Senior Hair Band Correspondent in Delgany, who revealed that Michaels went to her rival high school back in PA and Poison played her roller rink, that my friend is reporting.

Daughter of Whitney Houston, Bobbi Kristina, and "adopted" brother Nick Gordon have called off their engagement, although it is reported that they are still living together, so we're on alert here people. Say a little prayer for these kids.

I Go Away for 1 Night and All Hell Breaks Loose!

Singer Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Tish are ending their 17-year marriage.  Insert proverbial "Achy Breaky Heart" pun here yourselves, I'm just too tired.  The parents of actress/singer Miley Cyrus, (you may also know her as Hannah Montana) have filed for divorce.  Sources say they are trying to “work through some personal matters” and appreciate our support. I really thought those kids were gonna make it, dammit!

UPDATE: Looks like Us Weekly reported that Tish had herself an affair with Bret Michaels!  As much as I like the guy based on his Apprentice appearance, Ewwww, how many women do you think he's actually gotten down and dirty with? Oh Tish, really? Bret's camp and Tish are apparently denying the allegations. But we report the very important news that shouldn't be overlooked.

After a three year run, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, (actors from TV sensation Gossip Girl,) have decided to call it quitsies.  Um, which one is Blake and which one is Penn?  


Thanks for the tip from my Senior Young Hollywood Same TV Show Relationship Correspondent in Brooklyn, NY.