Strike 2 for the Pretty Lady...

Waaaaaaaay back in November, I reported their break-up after only 7 months. Well apparently in the interim they'd gotten back together, but I don't report that shit. What I will do however, is report today that....Cameron Diaz and A-Rod (baseball stud Alex Rodriguez) are back in splitsville. Even after all of the Superbowl popcorn feeding. I really thought those kids were gonna make it, AGAIN! Thanks for keeping our blog a thumping you two!

Thanks to my ever vigilant Senior Actress-Sports Relationship Correspondent in Philly for this late breaking tip!

Scarlett Gives Old Geezer the Heave-Ho...

According to our reliable source actors Sean Penn, 50, and Scarlett Johansson, 26, have split!  We DID NOT see this coming, Madonna is rolling in her grave! I usually don't post until there's official quotes from reps, but me thinks this one is really a go-er.  We really thought these kids were gonna make it!

Thanks to my extremely hard working Senior Actor-Actor Correspondent in San Fran, who apparently doesn't sleep until she reports the news!

Ladies....

Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox, Hollywood’s original BFF’s, are allowing tensions to rise because of Courtney's rumoured relationship with Cougar Town co-star Brian Van Holt. Jen is not happy and thinks that the fact that she won’t divorce David, she's doing to him, what Brad did to her! “Jen thinks Courteney is acting callous by running around with this guy but refusing to file divorce papers,” said a friend of Jens. “Like she’s playing mind games with David.” 


We really hope these kids make it, kiss and make up ladies, (I want Courtney and David to kiss and make up too, just putting that out there...)


Thanks for the tip from my Super Senior Best-Friend-Break-Up Correspondent in St Louis.

New Spidey Gets Untangled...

It must be that time again, break-up season! Andrew Garfield (The Social Network soon to be Spidey) has split after three years with Shannon Woodward (Raising Hope.) No other info to present, other than the fact that we really thought those kids were gonna make it!


Thanks to my Senior Actor-Actor Break-up Correspondent in San Francisco for this breaking news tip!

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly...

Beverly Hills Real Housewife, Taylor Armstrong, has left her husband of seven years, Russell.  Apparently she's so distressed from this that she's lost 10-15 lbs! Is that all it takes?  We really thought those kids were gonna make it!  Damn she got a seriously wide mouth!

Thanks to my Senior West Coast Reality TV Correspondent on the North Side for the tip!

When It's Time to Change...

Awwww, America's Next Top Break-Up. After 5 years of Reality-TV splendor, Peter Brady himself, actor, Christopher Knight, 53, and ANTM first-season winner, Adrianne Curry, 28, have called it a day.  They met on the cast of “The Surreal Life” and then got their own spin-off series, "My Fair Brady," which chronicled their weird and and sometimes tumultuous union.  “After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated,” their manager, Phil Viardo stated.  From the bottom of our hearts, we really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior May-December Correspondent in NJ for the tip!

East Enders Star Bust-Up, Shock! Horror!

Yeah, another one for this side of the pond, the rest of you just mosey along please...


Long-time former 'EastEnders' star Natalie Cassidy has left  her fiancée Adam Cottrel.  


Here's a quote from her Dad, "On Sunday she told him on the phone she wouldn't be going back and we heard this crash in the background. He'd put his fist through the microwave."  Subsequently he was was charged with two offences of beating and criminal damage.

I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Fearne Asks Him to Skate Away...

This one is for this side of the pond...
Radio 1 DJ and TV presenter Fearne Cotton has called off her engagement to US Skateboarder Jesse Jenkins. We (don't care) really thought those kids were gonna make it.

No Longer Will He Poke-her Face....

Well, I suppose it's break-up news.  Lady Ga Ga and on-and-off boyfriend Luc Carl have called it a day as Ga Ga admitted on the Graham Norton show that she hadn't been on any dates and doesn't have a boyfriend.  I really thought those crazy kids were gonna make it.

Leo Lowers the Bar...

Actor, Leonardo DiCaprio and Israeli model, Bar Refaeli, have called it quits after their 5 years together. Let's all bow our heads in a moment of silence.

Actress, Hayden Panettiere, 21, and Ukrainian heavyweight boxing champion, Wladimir Klitschko, 35, have split after 2 years dating-- (notice I added their sprawling age dif,)  citing distance as the dilemma. 

I wish I had more to tell you about all of these kids, other than, the fact that I thought they were gonna make it-- but I don't. 

Terminated...

UPDATE: 5/17/11
Apparently Arnie has fathered a child with a member of his household staff!!! This is what prompted Maria to leave their home before they announced their separation last week. Holy mackerel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks to my Senior Cheatin' Governator Correspondent in Shankhill, Co Dublin!
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There are just too many puns here, I don't know where to begin. After 25 years of marriage, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated. When he left the family home, our sources say he exclaimed, "Hasta la vista baby, I'll be back." I really thought those kids were gonna make it.  


Thanks for the tips from around the globe on this one, however, we here at ITTKWGMI had the entry in the works, but had to pick up the child from school and go to Tesco and were late in posting this very important news.  Keep those tips coming people, we are nothing without you.

Not a Ghost of a Chance....

I mean her middle name is LOVE! Why can't this poor girl just snag a ma-yun?? After 1 year actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has split with beau actor-director Alex Beh.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Goddess Throws in the Text....

I love that Charlie is back again, I kind of missed him.  Goddess Number 1, porn-star Bree Olson, left his party of 3--and she apparently broke up by text.  I wonder how Number 2 will do it, fax? Aw, I really thought those kids were gonna make it!

Thanks for the tip from my Senior Torpedo of Truth Correspondent in Philadelphia!

I Hate People...

(Ant or) Dec Donnelly has ended his 2-year relationship with Sky Sports presenter Georgie Thompson, because she wanted to get hitched and have a "football team" worth of kids and he, well, didn't. That's it. LOOK AT HER! He will never do that well again. He's gonna be so SORRY. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Only Because I Haven't Posted in Ages...

Not much on the celebrity break up front these days, so F-List celebrity Leah Messer gets top billing here at ITTKWGMI.  Teen Mom 2 "star," has filed for divorce from Corey Simms, Dad to their twins and husband of only 6 months! Oy vey, I really thought those kids were gonna make it!

Happy Passover y'all!

Brian Mc Fadden Now Singing the Delta Blues...

Six years down the tubes for Aussie-singer Delta Goodrem and ex-Westlife-r Brian Mc Fadden.  I mean, this headline was a shocker, I thought these two were in it for the long haul! I think Ireland will welcome him with open arms after his long haul flight back from Australia.

Back to His Hurt Locker...

How'd I miss this very important news? Actress Robin Wright (formerly Sean Penn's wife) and Oscar-winning 'Hurt Locker' producer and nice Jewish boy, Greg Shapiro, have called it a day after their year-ish long relationship .  I really thought those kids were gonna make it. 

Will Holly be at an All Time Low?

Aw, another one proverbially bites it here in Splitsville.  Holly Madison (The Girls Next Door) and her boyfriend Jack Barakat (guitarist, All Time Low, that's a band in case you've never heard of him either) have split amicably.  When a couple meets on Twitter, it means we REALLY thought those kids were gonna make it. Insert sad face emoticon here.

Party's Over for Party Boy...

Early reports in, that Chris Pontius-- "Party Boy," from Jackass, is divorcing his wife Claire Nolan. She's pretty.  They've been married since 2004. That's all she wrote!  I thought those kids were gonna make it.






Thanks for the heads up from my Senior Jackass Correspondent in South Jersey!

Just Walk Away Renee...

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have called it quits after less than two years together.   What do you think it is about ol' hamster cheeks that she can't keep a good man down, you know what I mean, down in her nether regions?   I really thought those kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Rodent Impersonating Actress Relationship Correspondent in North Jersey for the early news tip!

If I knew a thing about Jonas Bros or Twilight There'd Be a Pun Here...

...but it's early, and I don't, sorry...ANYWAY, As much as I want another Jonas brother to be closer to having relations, the sad news is-- the break-up of Joe Jonas and actress Ashley Greene (Twilight) have moved to Splitsville.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it. Darn.

And a Patridge in a Pear Tree...

Not sure how I missed this in the madness earlier this week, but this important "star" couple is off again. The Hills reality gal Audrina Patridge (who apparently has her own show in the works) and her BMX-guy Corey Bohan have split again after last year's reconciliation. We're all very heartbroken about this, because we thought those kids were gonna make it.

Another Break-Up Hat Trick...

Well, I am reminded that break-ups do happen in 3's as a flurry of emails flooded my box overnight to inform me of all the news....and now, I shall inform you, get the tissues...

After two years, Ashley Olsen and Justin Bartha, have called it a day. (Something about her not wanting to wait for him to settle down, and lots of partying on his part on the set of The Hangover 2.)  I find it hard knowing who she is without Mary Kate right next to her, took me a minute to process their bad news.

After TWENTY FOUR years, irreconcilable differences is the reason why Tony and Tracey Danza are calling it quits. (They've been separated since 2006 so we did see this one coming.) This begs the question, Who truly IS the Boss now?

And what will bring a tear to all of your eyes, sit down people--Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have confirmed they too will be splitting up. They started dating in 2007 and we've been waiting to write this post since, well, 2007.  What about the puppies????


I really thought all these kids were gonna make it, REALLY.


Thanks to my Senior Overnight Gossip Correspondents around the globe in Ireland, Philly, South Jersey and of course Laguna Beach!

Good Byeeeee, Mc Fly....

Dougie Poynter, bassist from Mc Fly, is reportedly in 'rehab' to nurse a broken heart following his split with his girlfriend from girl-band The Saturdays', Frankie Sandford.  They broke up in November. But for some reason this is late-breaking news, and I'm just here to report it folks.  So Boyband Boy and Girlband Girl are breaky-breaky. Boy is sad. Girl has moved on to West Ham footballer Wayne Bridge.  I think THOSE kids are gonna make it, let's wait and see.

What an Esebag...

2 months after giant-lipped, Australian model Sophie Monk (31) said "Yes" to millionaire 50-year-old American businessman Jimmy Esebag, she has called it off.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.  

Who's Gonna Get the Little House on Their Prairie?

OK, SERIOUSLY, a pillar of Hollywood relationships are these kids, and I truly thought they were gonna make it!  Melissa Gilbert (Little House on the Prairie/Lifetime Movie Actress Extraordinaire) and Bruce Boxleitner (Babylon 5/ and a butt-load of Lifetime Movies as well), have announced today that they have separated after 16 years! Damn!




Thanks to my Senior B-List Actor Correspondent from Goatstown, Dublin for the tip.

Here's a Story, Of 2 Lovely Ladies, Who Were Bringing Up 10 Children of their Own...

Rosie O'Donnell has broken up with Tracy Kachtick-Anders, they'd been together for a year and lived next door to each other, combining both their families, Rosie's 4 kids and Tracy's 6, which Rosie regarded as a real life "Gay-dy Bunch."  But dry your tears people, Rosie will be back up on the horse quicker than a mad rush for Melissa Etheridge concert tickets! .I thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Alternative Combined Family Relationship Correspondent in NJ for the tip!

Four is the Loneliest Number...

Although I truly have no idea who Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron are, I still need to report the news.  "I Am Number Four" stars, who supposedly may have been engaged, have called it quits. I'm not sure if this is good or bad for their movie out now, but we're all talking about them, so, there you have it.  I thought those kids were gonna make it!


Edited:  Thanks to my Senior Corrections Correspondent in Letterkenny, Co Donegal, it was pointed out to me that yer wan is the Cheerleader from Glee, you know, the one who was up the duff. So now I know one of them. Thanks!

Break-Up Without A Trace...

22-year old model, Lily Cole, has broken up with actor boyfriend of two and a half years,  Enrique Murciano (Without A Trace,) 37.   Hopefully she'll do some comfort eating and make the rest of us feel just a little bit better about ourselves.  I really thought these two were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Next to Me On the Couch Correspondent in Co. Wicklow for the breaking tip about these nobodies.

Jenny's Back in Biz....

I'm a few days late on this one, but it isn't all that important anyway.  Jenny Mc Carthy is back on the market again as she has broken up with her Boston-based, short term love interest, sports agent, Paul Krepelka. He's pretty. I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Ashlee's Had A Fall Out With her Boy...

Well, well, well, I have to admit, I was waiting for this one.  Singer/Actress (and younger sister of Jessica,) Ashlee Simpson, has filed for divorce from former Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, citing irreconcilable differences.  I just hope baby Bronx will be ok, I'm glad they didn't have any other Burroughs, I mean kids.
I really thought those kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Manufactured Artists Correspondent in Hamilton, NJ for the tip!

No Sh*t Sherlock...

Just when I thought it was safe to go to bed, for the fourth break-up announcement today, we learn that, Jude Law and Sienna Miller have parted ways! Please let this be the last we hear of these idiots.  On for 2 years then they split in 2006 (nanny-gate,) off for 3 years, then back together in 2009 and now off again. I'm exhausted from these people. Make it stop. It hurts to eek out the words but, uh, I thought those kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior Compulsive Relationship Relapser Correspondent in Beijing, China.

Paging Dr Divorce...

Olivia Wilde (House M.D.) has called it a day with husband Tao Ruspoli, son of the late Italian Prince Dado Ruspoli.  I wonder if  when you're married to a Prince's son, in a fight you can refer to him as a royal pain in the A$*! She eloped with him at age 18...did you really think they were gonna make it?

AND...

Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk filed for divorce from his 3rd wife,  lingerie store owner, Lhotse Merriam.  Who's lining up to be wife number 4? Stay tuned... 

I really thought all these kids were gonna make it.

Thanks to my Senior On-Top-Of-All-Things-Gossip Correspondent in North Jewsey for the tipoff!

Ridge Between Ed and Midge...

Well, this may just be for the Philadelphians, but good ol' Ex-Govenor (Ex-Philly Mayor) Ed Rendell and his wife, U.S. Appellate Judge Marjorie “Midge” Rendell, have called it quits after FORTY years! They announced it via email and this is my favourite quote:
“Please do not hesitate to include both of us in social occasions as we will not find it awkward or uncomfortable.”  Signed - Ed and Midge
Awwwww, they still want to go to all tomorrow's parties, we really thought these kids were gonna make it!


Thanks to my Senior Former Mayoral Relationship Correspondent in Philly for the overnight tip.

Divorce...Nobody Said It Was Easy...

Coldplay's Chris Martin is gutted after the end of his parents’ 30-year marriage.  Reports are now surfacing that Martin’s father Anthony, 69, a millionaire retired accountant and magistrate, has now begun a new relationship.   His Mom (Mum), Alison, 57, is currently renting a small flat in London where she is working as a music therapy teacher (she needs to work? Really?) Sources close to the family have suggested that her devout religious beliefs may have contributed to the break-up.  Damn, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

I Fell In Love With A Band...

I know, I know, they're not a REAL couple (at least anymore) but we're sad to hear of the break-up of the coolest formerly married-posing-as-siblings-rock duo the world had seen, The White Stripes. Rock on Meg and Jack, we thought you kids were gonna make it. 

Look Mom, My Blog Is Famous...

...in South Jersey it is!

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Thanks y'all!  And special shout out to my Senior Interviews Promoting My Blog Correspondent in Laguna Beach, CA (former South Jewsey resident herself) for some awesome quotes.

My Name is Severance...

Just a few weeks after "My Name is Earl" actress, Jaime Pressly, was nabbed for suspicion of driving under the influence, word is that her and entertainment lawyer, Simran Singh's 16 month marriage is dunzo.  I don't know about you, but I thought those kids were gonna make it.

Even Break-ups happen in 3's....

Star of Avatar, Sam Worthington, is feeling a bit blue (get it, blue? he was blue in Avatar) due to his split with his stylist girlfriend Natalie Mark, which was supposedly on the cards for a while. 

Former Dallas Cowboys star quarterback Troy Aikman has separated from his wife of 10 years, Rhonda. We're cheering for Rhonda and hope she has a great L-A-W-Y-E-R, gooooooooooo Rhonda!

And after a separation that seems like ages ago, the final divorce tour of Rolling Stones legendary guitarist Ronnie Wood is here, as his decree has been finalized from wife model, Jo.  He married his long term partner in 1985, but they split in 2008, after his affair with young Russian waitress Ekaterina Ivanova was made public.


We truly thought all these kids were gonna make it.

Since I've Been Gone...

Sorry kids, missed a few while we were on holiday, just to get us all up to speed....

Gorgeous 'Mad Men' star January Jones has split with her boyfriend, 'Saturday Night Live' actor Jason Sudeikis. They began dating in July 2010, but kept it quite on the downlow, only being seen out together at a couple of events, supposedly the long distance killed them.  I included the photo above, because John Hamm is my TV Boyfriend, and while I was on vacation I wasn't getting my Daily Hamm. Mmmmm Hamm, I'm not a vegetarian when it comes to him. 

And, after 11 months of marriage,  boobylicious celebrity fodder- tabloid junkie of no fixed talent-author of multiple autobiographies, Katie Price and boxer Alex Reid are getting a divorce.  She admitted she made a mistake and made the decision to wed too quickly.  We really thought these kids were gonna make it.

Knightly Splices the Main-Brace...

Teeny tiny actress Keira Knightley and British actor Rupert Friend have split up after five years.   Did their pride and/or prejudice get in their way? I really thought those kids were gonna make it. 


Thanks to my Senior Buccaneer of the High Seas Correspondent in the City of Brotherly Love for the tip!

Posting from Me iPhone...

So that means, I'm gonna be brief.

Pop-star Shakira, has ended her 11-year relationship with her Argentinian boyfriend Antonio de la Rua. Her hips will be lying with someone new soon we hope.

But more important breaking break-up news--- Jersey Shore's only twosome, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola, have broken up, again, like we didn't see this coming? I know I didn't 'cause I really thought those kids were gonna make it!

A Swift Chop...

Well, I smell another hit song in the making, singer-songwriter, Taylor Swift (21) and hottie, Jake Gyllenhaal (30), who weren't actually together that long, have called it off.  They will forge into 2011 as singles, but I think they'll both be ok.  However, I really thought those kids were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Songwriter-Actor Relationship Correspondent in South Philly for the overnight newstip.

They'll Be Home Alone Again...

Well slap my face with both hands and scream, I didn't even know these kids were an item, but I sure as hell thought they were gonna make it!   Mila Kunis (That 70's Show) and Macaulay Culkin (Home Alone) have split up after an EIGHT YEAR relationship! Damn!


Thanks to my ever so hard working Senior Young Hollywood Correspondent in Laguna Beach, CA for the tip.