Is This Thing Still On?

Oh look, I'm back and this time it's personal! It's been a lovely summer off for everyone here at the ITTKWGMI offices, but it's time to round-up what we've missed in the last month!

George Clooney and Stacey Keibler have definitely called it quits this time as he didn't want to commit to any mini-Clooneys. I think little babies with 5 o'clock shadows would be adorbs.

Documentary film maker Michael Moore and his wife of 21 years, Kathleen Glynn, have filed for the big D after 21, count 'em, 21 years of marriage!  They stated that there was, "no reasonable likelihood that the marriage could be preserved." Mmmmm delicious preserves.

In the "Country Music People I Don't Care About" files - singers Jana Kramer and Brantley Gilbert have called off their short engagement and ended their lyin', cheatin', cotton pickin', dog dead under the porch relationship. But seriously, they were just busy y'all.

Lily Collins, (you may know her as daughter of Phil) and Jamie Campbell Bower - seemingly both actors, have split. But are doing press for their new movie amicably yo.

Actress and most hysterically funny film writer Kristen Wiig and Fabrizio Moretti (The Strokes) have called their only recently outed relationship quits.  Always a bridesmaid...

G-d this is just so boring.

Actors Paul Wesley and Torrey DeVitto have filed for divorce. They are Vampire something or other related. Insert draining of blood pun here. Yadda.

I really thought all these humans were gonna make it.


Thanks to my Senior Keeping Me On My Toes Correspondent in Philadelphia for one of the updates in this round-up. :)

UPDATED: Ladies....Start Your Engines!

UPDATE: Apparently they are denying this rumour (which is why I shouldn't write these damn things until George rings me directly.) ANYWAY, we will all wait patiently for the inevitable, we'll wait.

Forever five o'clock shadowed bachelor number 1 George Clooney has reportedly split from former wrestler Stacey Keibler because he doesn't want to settle down, duh. Apparently she couldn't keep him in that Half-Nelson lock.You know I don't usually report until I've got official word, but me thinks it's safe to say Clooney's single again and Stacey is now famous, so....win-win. Do you think my husband would mind if I took a little solo trip to Lake Como?  I really thought those beautiful kids were gonna make it.