Transformers: Revenge of the Girlfriend...

Shia LaBeouf and girlfriend of 2 years, stylist Karolyn Pho, have split. Apparently she was not happy with his "real-life" sex scenes in an upcoming movie he's in called Nymphomaniac. (See, he's not as Shia to be in LeBeouf as we thought! Come on!)  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.

Shia and Carey are La Beoufed...

When Shia LaBeouf fell for his Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps co-star Carey Mulligan, our hearts filled with joy, didn't they? But word is Carey is moving back to jolly ol' England and leaving Shia in her pixie dust.  I really thought those kids were gonna make it.  What is it, break up week? Jaysus!


Thanks for the tip from our Senior Young Hollywood Half-Jewish Actors Correspondent in Bloomfield NJ.